I realize this is satire, but the reason his stuff sounds insane is not just because it is, but because men are attracted to women yet do not like women.
FACTS
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buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 month ago
I worked with people who were super homophobic and just overall chauvinistic as fuck. I always said things that made them question if I was gay or not, and it was the only thing that brightened my day. I would always say things like: having sex with a woman is kinda gay, idk. Getting rammed by a big dude, now that’s manly
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It isn’t satire. This is really who Andrew Tate is. If you haven’t heard of him, this Shaun video is good.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is no way he said this literally. Maybe you should watch that video if you haven’t heard of him.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
There’s no way he actually said this. Did he actually say this?
sjmarf@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
[deleted]beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Didn’t you talk dirty to men for money?” Big oof on that one. Also the scoot the peepee to the side. He gay af…
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, it’s gay, because, surprise-surprise, you’re having sex with a woman! /s
Jokes aside, for many of these men, gay just means you failed their version of hegemonic masculinity
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where the straights realized the gay identity is valuable, so now the gay people lose access to the gay identity and have to become Oklahoman?
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you’re straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you’re gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you’re straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you’re a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
TheHotze@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Evidently the only way to not be gay is to be AroAce, and even that’s not a sure thing.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I tried, going for it again.
Guess I’m becoming “gay”
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This is Steve Hughes level comedy: youtu.be/h5VliEjyohM
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
this is so good!
Plurrbear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ooh, did he marry? /s
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What a sad man.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if you’re a straight man without a girlfriend?
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Depends. Do you wash your ass?
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I can’t believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Possibly sad & lonely.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
like a real man
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not going to even attempt to understand what this dumb shit is supposed to be about. This shitheel should be in prison, not on Xhitter.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kiss the blarney cock to stay straight fellas
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That’s like saying if you eat meat, you’re vegetarian
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I received fellatio for my fiance this morning.
It didn’t feel gay?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
that phrasing raises questions.
nelly_man@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FYI, “fiancée” refers to a woman, and “fiancé” refers to a man.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Well, they received it for, not from
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe stop supporting that playground of a platform? I dunno
lena@gregtech.eu 1 month ago
Stay straight, have steaming hot gay sex today!
Stitch0815@feddit.org 1 month ago
Laughs in Sabaton
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Through the gates of hell
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good thing im married to a woman. #loopholes.
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just found my new wallpaper.
Geez man, how long has it been since that phrase has been uttered, I wonder.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Mom I also want to project! Mom: we have projection at home. Projection at home:
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Facts don’t care about your feelings
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Andrew Tate is the kind of hyper-masculinist that drove me to walk away from my manhood, so rather than being enby (meh, whatever), I’m enby ( not a man)
All attributes that that were once virtuous of men now apply to everyone, especially all the features of adults: The rest of us are expected to conduct ourselves politely and maturely, and to take care of business. But not men, and especially not rich men.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 1 month ago
Yeah, miss me with that soft curvy wet pussy gay shit. I need rock hard cock, big veiny massive. Crush me with that muscle.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably what he listens to every morning:
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
You’re a hard man aren’t you? Tate wants you, on Grinder!