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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where the straights realized the gay identity is valuable, so now the gay people lose access to the gay identity and have to become Oklahoman?

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you’re straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you’re gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you’re straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you’re a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    These people somehow take themselves seriously

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    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unfortunately some other people follow them and also take then seriously

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is their job

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Good thing I don’t define myself by how much money I have/make

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    • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is what taking things seriously looks like. Like, this is the result of it.

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No matter what this dude and people like him will never be happy.

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    • watson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      good

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, we won’t be either, but in their case, it’s their fault.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re a hard man aren’t you? Tate wants you, on Grinder!

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  • CheesyFingers@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay, that’s fine. What’s wrong with being gay?

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    • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Being gay is being gay, woman, child!

      These things that man fuck and own!

      Being fucked and owned is weak!

      Being weak is not strong man!


      I truly think so many people in the world follow this logic, and so many utterly stupid points of view lead back to these core belief systems.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No happy, only misery. No gay, only diamond mines.

      I wish I could change the rules but I’m just one or two people.

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      • PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How many of you are you?

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  • Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wasn’t this clown in prison?

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah but he was granted clemency in Florida

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, was trying to figure out why his post is dated recently. He‘s out? Got released pretty quietly.

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      • mitram@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not that quietly, I believe he was released almost a year ago by now

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  • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    how is this scum even allowed out of a cell let alone online. lol. no chin motherfucker.

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  • Plurrbear@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!

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  • JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hate to break it to him, but it’s worse than that… If you have ever touched a penis, you’re gay

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    • SaraTonin@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are genuinely and unironically men out there who don’t wash their own arses because touching a man’s arse is gay.

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Only in places that say, “arse”.

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      • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I tought it was all some random-ass shitpost

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      • JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sadly, I am aware of this gross-ass phenomenon.

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  • TheHotze@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Evidently the only way to not be gay is to be AroAce, and even that’s not a sure thing.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I love being aroace! Wait…

      Image

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I tried, going for it again.

      Guess I’m becoming “gay”

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and a several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you’re are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yawn

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      • H3mp79@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Tired mate? Up late dreaming of that video eh?

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if you’re a straight man without a girlfriend?

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends. Do you wash your ass?

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      • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can’t believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Possibly sad & lonely.

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      • ruplicant@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        like a real man

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males

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  • Stitch0815@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Laughs in Sabaton

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    • theacharnian@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Through the gates of hell

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  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.

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  • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ooh, did he marry? /s

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  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kiss the blarney cock to stay straight fellas

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  • frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not going to even attempt to understand what this dumb shit is supposed to be about. This shitheel should be in prison, not on Xhitter.

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mom I also want to project! Mom: we have projection at home. Projection at home:

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe stop supporting that playground of a platform? I dunno

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good thing im married to a woman. #loopholes.

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  • Realspecialguy@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just found my new wallpaper.

    Geez man, how long has it been since that phrase has been uttered, I wonder.

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  • Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, miss me with that soft curvy wet pussy gay shit. I need rock hard cock, big veiny massive. Crush me with that muscle.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Facts don’t care about your feelings

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably what he listens to every morning:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGZILFAZDzE

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