When the nice guy

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• kreskin@lemmy.world ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I think its a little early still.

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• Dragonstaff@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look, buddy, if you think jerking off while playing Baldur’s Gate 3 is “nothing” that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wasn’t there some famous quote that went something like “the three things to fear are a moonless night, the sea in storm and the wrath of a gentle man”?

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• Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You get the memes you deserve!

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You had me in the first half there.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The B-plot in Ender’s Game tells a compelling story of a couple of young adults nefariously posting their way straight into the Presidency. And people want to believe this is how real life works so badly that they’ll watch a plutocrat elevated by other plutocrats into an office historically held by plutocrats and conclude “Shitposters on the internet did this”.

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  • TurtleTourParty@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    xkcd.com/635/

    But to be fair Ender’s Game was written in 1985, before the modern internet.

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    • turdcollector69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean with LLM’s it’s not hard to have an arbitrary amount of bots posing as users pushing a false consensus on political issues.

      It’s even easier when the bot accounts are used to falsify advertising data.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shockingly accurate depiction of what bloggers think they’re doing

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Surprise anyone who calls themselves a “nice guy” was never actually nice.

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What else would I call myself? I mean, if someone says “hey, what type of guy are you?” Am I supposed to dance around the word “nice” because someone coined a social media buzzword for it mean “guy who thinks hes owed a blow job for holding a door open”?

    So now when someone asks: “What type of guy are you?” and you just stick the nikes on and:

    Image

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My 7th grade English teacher didn’t let our class use the word “nice.” She considered it a lazy word, one easily replaceable by a variety of adjectives without any meaning being lost. Every time we thought to use the word “nice,” we were challenged to explore our vocabulary and come up with something more fitting and descriptive.

      Therefore, the argument that there is no better word to describe one’s self than “nice” is weak. English is a rich language full of diverse vocabulary, much of which carries more powerful meanings than “nice.” If 12 year olds could do it, I’m sure you could too.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you’re legitimately worried about someone asking you that exact question (which is sort of an odd phrasing, I don’t think it would happen often) and you’re worried it would be done by people who don’t know you well, just talk about a hobby or something.

      • What type of guy are you?
      • For work I do blah, for play I do blah, and I’m really into hobby.

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    • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I just say that I’m the worst.

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    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What type of guy are you?

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  • turdcollector69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They always say shit like “at least I don’t hit her” or “at least I’m not an alcoholic” while missing that those qualities are a given.

    I think it’s a form of narcissism where they can’t handle that their personality is shitty so they project it into the world. They have to use outlandish examples because they’re not such hot catches themselves.

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• waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s the jokah baby

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• JamieDub86@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve been to The School of Hard knocks, The University of Life, and Facebook jail. Be very afraid

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• baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  isn’t this the better outcome

  dressing up in trench coats and shooting up their school is much worse

  or attacking a church

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• EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, War Thunder players be leaking classified documents on vehicles to prove that it isn’t modeled correctly in-game.

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  • turdcollector69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Based behavior, they do it for the love of the game and being correct in online arguments.

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• MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean I’ll take a stack of edgelordy over one tumblrina or Blue Skyer.

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  at some point when armed armored men bust down your door you will miss “the nice guy”

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You forgot bottom text.

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