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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sorry, you can’t poop because AWS is down

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Its just a Smart Pipe rip off

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      God DAMN it you beat me to it by SECONDS

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    On “X the everything app”:

    User AryanRebirth1488 from Indonesia just took a gigantic shit into the toilet. Hey, go to the toilet and take a shit more often! This was posted from an X-crete, Elon Musk’s newest venture into bathroom products.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have great news for you.

    poopie.app

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought I was in the target audience until I found it requires a paid subscription to tell my friends I just pooped.

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Just send them a text, with optional picture

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why even bother with fingerprints anymore, when they now have colon prints?

    Context: lemmy.bestiver.se/post/688173

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, you can’t borrow my phone.

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  • myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This thing auto posting my poops on every social media platform would be the only reason I would even consider it.

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  • Akanes@startrek.website ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ratemypoo website was quite a trip back in the early 2000s

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    For effective shitposting, right?

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It needs the most advanced AI and direct access to LinkedIn to reach maximum efficiency. No prompting required and all cookies allowed. I want all 1049 partners to get an instantaneous feed from my butthole.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Let me guess: this is all requiring cloud services.

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    • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Of course! That health data won’t sell itself.

      (The device costs 600$, and to actually get access to your data you then have to pay at least 7$ per month in subscription)

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because now you need an app to know if you have diarrhea

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    • Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      True, but also it would be cool if you could know what microbiome specifically lives in your poop but I’m not sure that’s possible with cameras or similar technology

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      • boletus@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Mmm yes I love companies collecting poop biometrics about me

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What if it collected the waste into some kind of chamber with a built-in microscope (combined with a window so you don’t touch the shit), so that you could have a look at it yourself, as a little science project? Fun for the whole family!

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    13 years ago The Verge constantly hyping “The Quantified Self” has resulted in this.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    does it photo the tip of the dick and balls dangling dangerously close to the piss and shit water?

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    • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Perhaps it can give you a warning about that in the app. “Warning: Dingdong too long, offspring fountains in danger”

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who dorsn’t want their Instagram followers to know about their UTI before they do?

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  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Skeets & toots ahoy!

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