Its just a Smart Pipe rip off
do it cowards
Submitted 1 day ago by Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
God DAMN it you beat me to it by SECONDS
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
On “X the everything app”:
User AryanRebirth1488 from Indonesia just took a gigantic shit into the toilet. Hey, go to the toilet and take a shit more often! This was posted from an X-crete, Elon Musk’s newest venture into bathroom products.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have great news for you.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I thought I was in the target audience until I found it requires a paid subscription to tell my friends I just pooped.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Just send them a text, with optional picture
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why even bother with fingerprints anymore, when they now have colon prints?
Context: lemmy.bestiver.se/post/688173
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 day ago
No, you can’t borrow my phone.
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
This thing auto posting my poops on every social media platform would be the only reason I would even consider it.
Akanes@startrek.website 23 hours ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Ratemypoo website was quite a trip back in the early 2000s
elvith@feddit.org 1 day ago
For effective shitposting, right?
bstix@feddit.dk 21 hours ago
It needs the most advanced AI and direct access to LinkedIn to reach maximum efficiency. No prompting required and all cookies allowed. I want all 1049 partners to get an instantaneous feed from my butthole.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Let me guess: this is all requiring cloud services.
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 21 hours ago
Of course! That health data won’t sell itself.
(The device costs 600$, and to actually get access to your data you then have to pay at least 7$ per month in subscription)
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Because now you need an app to know if you have diarrhea
Una@europe.pub 1 day ago
True, but also it would be cool if you could know what microbiome specifically lives in your poop but I’m not sure that’s possible with cameras or similar technology
boletus@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Mmm yes I love companies collecting poop biometrics about me
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
What if it collected the waste into some kind of chamber with a built-in microscope (combined with a window so you don’t touch the shit), so that you could have a look at it yourself, as a little science project? Fun for the whole family!
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
13 years ago The Verge constantly hyping “The Quantified Self” has resulted in this.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
does it photo the tip of the dick and balls dangling dangerously close to the piss and shit water?
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Perhaps it can give you a warning about that in the app. “Warning: Dingdong too long, offspring fountains in danger”
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Who dorsn’t want their Instagram followers to know about their UTI before they do?
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Skeets & toots ahoy!
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 23 hours ago
Sorry, you can’t poop because AWS is down