An alien invasion

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Can we get a side order of extra mutilation on the corpses of the said leaders?

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Hey, man. I’m Korg. We’re gonna get outta here on that big spaceship. Wanna come?”

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Piss off, ghost!

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_EUvi9qE4&t=22

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• KindnessisPunk@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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• Eternal192@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I honestly didn't read past the first part and just thought "everything is already fucked, you did us a favour by freeing us from those old sacks" and then read the next 2 comments and was like oh it goes on...

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  • eatCasserole@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I mean it starts off with “we have killed your leaders”, to which my immediate thought is “oh sweet, good job aliens,” and then it just keeps making sense from there.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The difference between Kardashev type civilisations is just a matter of time and how good the species is at killing their billionaires

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• Maeve@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I lay my head onto the sand
  The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it
  I'm counting UFOs, I signal them with my lighter
  And in this moment, I am happy
  Happy
  I wish you were here
  I wish you were here
  I wish you were here
  Wish you were here

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