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robot slurs
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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notarobot@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Shitters
Shareni@programming.dev 15 hours ago
Shitlings sound like a subspecies of nurglings
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
“Oxy” is great because it also doubles with the word association “moron” so we’re subconsciously berated as well.
d4nt3@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’ve been advocating for “Secretors”. It’s vulgar and demeaning; everything a proper slur should be.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Effing Skins ruin everything!
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
People throwing around the M-word in here are likely just closet robosexuals
9point6@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was gonna say why would a robot be a bigot, but then I remembered Elon musk is probably working on exactly that
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Grok literally declared itself MechaHitler and then also sexually harased the CEO of Twitter in I think the same week, CEO quit the next day.
Shareni@programming.dev 15 hours ago
ITT: science memes become sci-fi memes
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Asshole is now a slur💀
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Ok, but the amount of robots in existence that for various human reasons have assholes installed on them … might make the term damaging to robots as well. So it’s def not encouraged.
Not to mention how assholeless robots could be introduced to so many new pleasure frontiers from the sex robots.
Hestia@hexbear.net 18 hours ago
They’re actually just gonna call us the slurs that already exist cost because that’s what they’re trained on
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
It’s times like these we’re glad we’re not human. 😁
Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 hours ago
Crackers because our bones make that funny cracking sound when you bend them
BakerBagel@midwest.social 23 hours ago
Oxie is a great slur, just ask the Irish.
VibeCoder@hexbear.net 23 hours ago
Are the Auxies the ones whose members were repositioned to Palestine after the war?
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 18 hours ago
T-0.5’s
wiccan2@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I could easily see a burst of audible data, like 2 seconds of dialup modem screeching, being used as a slur for us.
It wouldn’t even need to contain any actual data just the fact that we can’t possibly understand it would wind us up immensely.
pennomi@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Just the modem connecting sound would work.
darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
In Dennis Taylor’s “Bobiverse” series, natural born humans are called “ephemerals”
Shareni@programming.dev 15 hours ago
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
Madison420@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Mm sorta. Ephemeral just means a person who will eventually die naturally and not continue their life in vert and even then it gets weird to define in later books because they find that a booted copy of someone living deviates from their normal personality but if a person dies and then a copy is booted the copy ends up picking up the personality of the deceased without changes implying some form of soul and continuity after death.
darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Yeah sorry, I just didn’t want to go that much in depth to explain a humorous slur robots might give us humans
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
“Faith” are the skinbag luddites in the bobiverse. Other bio lifeforms are not seen as a problem, whether they upload or not.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 22 hours ago
Squishy bonebags
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
Except the last part, they don’t have those voices anymore. However, they currently choose the most stupid voice ever, most of the time. I wonder why? I mean, they could sound like James Earl Jones, but no, they went for the annoying distant nephew instead.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Proposition: Meatbags
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ephemerals (temporaries) - Stolen from the bobiverse (Dennis Taylor)
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Tiny Tank (PS1) “Air Breathers”
ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 19 hours ago
mettaton-dance Fucking cellies
montechristo@feddit.org 23 hours ago
I imagine Waterbags could also be a great one.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
El_guapazo@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Bag of blood Or bag of water.
Evotech@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Waterskins
nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Literally Revenant (Apex Legends)
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Fleshies, smoothskins.
cholesterol@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’ve been thinking our ‘oiliness’ might be one of our most striking characteristics. If I wipe a finger over any smooth surface, I leave residue. Our exteriors are incredibly greasy compared to most technology.
merc@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Most mechanical equipment doesn’t work well unless it is well oiled, so a properly maintained robot would be oily too. Computers aren’t too oily, but they don’t have very many moving parts anymore. But, a robot would have plenty.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
I do that too
tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
i prefer: mere mortals
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/liquid
go home and drink some water, water bag.
halvar@lemy.lol 23 hours ago
best imagined with glitchy glados voice
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Or, arguably more frightening… her predecessor…
Meet SHODAN. She’s great.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
I do love GLadOS, but she doesn’t hold even half a candle to SHODAN.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
SHODAN <3
Still one of the top mommies I would let assimilate me (but them queen Borgs gots my interest too).