If being gay was a choice, I think I’d choose it.
Accurate
Submitted 2 months ago by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al to memes@sopuli.xyz
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superkret@feddit.org 2 months ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You’ll get nowhere with that attitude!
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 months ago
Life is like a penis
most people don’t know it
but most people suck
so they usually blow it.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’d like to be straight, wanna trade?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How dare you? I am extremely opposed to sesame Street! Gay marriage is aight tho.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 months ago
Had me in the first half
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Bert and Ernie appeared in the pilot episode of Sesame Street in July of 1969. They will enter the public domain on January 1, 2065. In approximately 40 years, it will then be legal for anyone to create and publish hardcore gay pornos featuring the Bert and Ernie characters.
seeigel@feddit.org 2 months ago
In approximately 40 years, it will then be legal for anyone to create and publish hardcore gay pornos featuring the Bert and Ernie characters.
- limit of 95 years of copyright
- legality of porn
- legality of homosexuality
- legality of self publishing
- existance of humanity
So many things can change
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Sure. But if civilization collapses in the meantime, then there won’t be anyone enforcing copyright laws. Or copyright could be abolished entirely. IDK what the future holds. Obviously things can radically change between now and then. The best predictions we can make of the future are just extrapolating the present forward.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 months ago
Facts!
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
To bigots, seeing other people’s happiness is like swallowing a knife. Miserable creatures.
bricklove@midwest.social 2 months ago
You can tell Ernie had a supportive family growing up but Bert was forced live in the closet. I’m glad they found each other though.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
there’s an old gay couple at my church and they are so sweet sitting together ❤️
seeigel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Gay marriage doesn’t come with the implicit expectation of rising children. Imagine all the frustrated parents struggling with the many obstacles that our societies maintain against rising children and their surpressed realization that they could have defied social expectations and just stayed childlessly happy.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The thing about the gay community is that they’ve gone full retard and have been co opted to a certain extent.
seeigel@feddit.org 2 months ago
In which way? Could you elaborate, please?
multifariace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dads not only had separate beds, they had their own bedrooms. Of course this didn’t mean one wouldn’t spill crumbs in the other’s bed.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean it makes sense, why would you spill crumbs in your own?
semperverus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One of you must be a crumb guzzler
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Growing up in the 80s, Bert and Ernie were the most realistically stable television couple. They argued but loved each other, no question about it.
That’s some real shit.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Angels on the street, freaks in the sheets.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where devil worship?
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ernie was gay?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
They actually were a gay couple according to one of the show’s writers.
null@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
To be clear, they were written from the perspective of gay man, with their interactions modelled after his experiences, but they are not canonically “gay” (they have no sexual orientation).
Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 2 months ago
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Wow, Bert’s really short.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The framed picture would suggest Ernie is shorter, but his knees reach the end of the chair he’s in… 🤔
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Well, the same height at the shoulders. Bert just has a freakishly long head.
Xenny@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What does that say about ernie? 🤔
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Probably a bottom.
variants_of_concern@lemmy.one 2 months ago
They are against PBS in general
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You know they’ll just turn this argument against you. They’ll say something about gays being pedophiles or something. Or maybe they’re allready saying that. I can’t keep up with what’s the hottest, trending, q-anon fake news lie these days.
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Not hot and trending, they’ve been calling gay people that for a long time
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In 2008 during the California Proposition 8 controversy, there were was a clever ad suggesting You want to stop gay sex? Let them get married. It showed a gay couple transitioning from honeymooning to blasé cohabitation and even bickering as old spouses are wont to do.