If being gay was a choice, I think I’d choose it.
Accurate
Submitted 10 months ago by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al to memes@sopuli.xyz
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superkret@feddit.org 10 months ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
You’ll get nowhere with that attitude!
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 months ago
Life is like a penis
most people don’t know it
but most people suck
so they usually blow it.
janus2@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I’d like to be straight, wanna trade?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How dare you? I am extremely opposed to sesame Street! Gay marriage is aight tho.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 10 months ago
Had me in the first half
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Bert and Ernie appeared in the pilot episode of Sesame Street in July of 1969. They will enter the public domain on January 1, 2065. In approximately 40 years, it will then be legal for anyone to create and publish hardcore gay pornos featuring the Bert and Ernie characters.
seeigel@feddit.org 10 months ago
In approximately 40 years, it will then be legal for anyone to create and publish hardcore gay pornos featuring the Bert and Ernie characters.
- limit of 95 years of copyright
- legality of porn
- legality of homosexuality
- legality of self publishing
- existance of humanity
So many things can change
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Sure. But if civilization collapses in the meantime, then there won’t be anyone enforcing copyright laws. Or copyright could be abolished entirely. IDK what the future holds. Obviously things can radically change between now and then. The best predictions we can make of the future are just extrapolating the present forward.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 10 months ago
Facts!
sundray@lemmus.org 10 months ago
To bigots, seeing other people’s happiness is like swallowing a knife. Miserable creatures.
bricklove@midwest.social 10 months ago
You can tell Ernie had a supportive family growing up but Bert was forced live in the closet. I’m glad they found each other though.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
there’s an old gay couple at my church and they are so sweet sitting together ❤️
seeigel@feddit.org 10 months ago
Gay marriage doesn’t come with the implicit expectation of rising children. Imagine all the frustrated parents struggling with the many obstacles that our societies maintain against rising children and their surpressed realization that they could have defied social expectations and just stayed childlessly happy.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The thing about the gay community is that they’ve gone full retard and have been co opted to a certain extent.
seeigel@feddit.org 10 months ago
In which way? Could you elaborate, please?
multifariace@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My dads not only had separate beds, they had their own bedrooms. Of course this didn’t mean one wouldn’t spill crumbs in the other’s bed.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean it makes sense, why would you spill crumbs in your own?
semperverus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One of you must be a crumb guzzler
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Growing up in the 80s, Bert and Ernie were the most realistically stable television couple. They argued but loved each other, no question about it.
That’s some real shit.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Angels on the street, freaks in the sheets.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where devil worship?
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ernie was gay?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
They actually were a gay couple according to one of the show’s writers.
null@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
To be clear, they were written from the perspective of gay man, with their interactions modelled after his experiences, but they are not canonically “gay” (they have no sexual orientation).
Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 10 months ago
samus12345@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Wow, Bert’s really short.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The framed picture would suggest Ernie is shorter, but his knees reach the end of the chair he’s in… 🤔
samus12345@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Well, the same height at the shoulders. Bert just has a freakishly long head.
Xenny@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What does that say about ernie? 🤔
samus12345@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Probably a bottom.
variants_of_concern@lemmy.one 10 months ago
They are against PBS in general
abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You know they’ll just turn this argument against you. They’ll say something about gays being pedophiles or something. Or maybe they’re allready saying that. I can’t keep up with what’s the hottest, trending, q-anon fake news lie these days.
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Not hot and trending, they’ve been calling gay people that for a long time
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
In 2008 during the California Proposition 8 controversy, there were was a clever ad suggesting You want to stop gay sex? Let them get married. It showed a gay couple transitioning from honeymooning to blasé cohabitation and even bickering as old spouses are wont to do.