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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In 2008 during the California Proposition 8 controversy, there were was a clever ad suggesting You want to stop gay sex? Let them get married. It showed a gay couple transitioning from honeymooning to blasé cohabitation and even bickering as old spouses are wont to do.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If being gay was a choice, I think I’d choose it.

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ll get nowhere with that attitude!

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Life is like a penis
      most people don’t know it
      but most people suck
      so they usually blow it.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d like to be straight, wanna trade?

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How dare you? I am extremely opposed to sesame Street! Gay marriage is aight tho.

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  • CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Had me in the first half

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• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bert and Ernie appeared in the pilot episode of Sesame Street in July of 1969. They will enter the public domain on January 1, 2065. In approximately 40 years, it will then be legal for anyone to create and publish hardcore gay pornos featuring the Bert and Ernie characters.

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  • seeigel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In approximately 40 years, it will then be legal for anyone to create and publish hardcore gay pornos featuring the Bert and Ernie characters.

    • limit of 95 years of copyright
    • legality of porn
    • legality of homosexuality
    • legality of self publishing
    • existance of humanity

    So many things can change

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sure. But if civilization collapses in the meantime, then there won’t be anyone enforcing copyright laws. Or copyright could be abolished entirely. IDK what the future holds. Obviously things can radically change between now and then. The best predictions we can make of the future are just extrapolating the present forward.

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  • CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Facts!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To bigots, seeing other people’s happiness is like swallowing a knife. Miserable creatures.

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• bricklove@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can tell Ernie had a supportive family growing up but Bert was forced live in the closet. I’m glad they found each other though.

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  there’s an old gay couple at my church and they are so sweet sitting together ❤️

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• seeigel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gay marriage doesn’t come with the implicit expectation of rising children. Imagine all the frustrated parents struggling with the many obstacles that our societies maintain against rising children and their surpressed realization that they could have defied social expectations and just stayed childlessly happy.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The thing about the gay community is that they’ve gone full retard and have been co opted to a certain extent.

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    • seeigel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In which way? Could you elaborate, please?

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• multifariace@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My dads not only had separate beds, they had their own bedrooms. Of course this didn’t mean one wouldn’t spill crumbs in the other’s bed.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean it makes sense, why would you spill crumbs in your own?

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    • semperverus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One of you must be a crumb guzzler

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Growing up in the 80s, Bert and Ernie were the most realistically stable television couple. They argued but loved each other, no question about it.

  That’s some real shit.

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• Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Angels on the street, freaks in the sheets.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where devil worship?

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• not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ernie was gay?

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They actually were a gay couple according to one of the show’s writers.

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    • null@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be clear, they were written from the perspective of gay man, with their interactions modelled after his experiences, but they are not canonically “gay” (they have no sexual orientation).

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• Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bernie and Ert say hello!

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, Bert’s really short.

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  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The framed picture would suggest Ernie is shorter, but his knees reach the end of the chair he’s in… 🤔

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, the same height at the shoulders. Bert just has a freakishly long head.

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  • Xenny@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What does that say about ernie? 🤔

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably a bottom.

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• variants_of_concern@lemmy.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They are against PBS in general

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know they’ll just turn this argument against you. They’ll say something about gays being pedophiles or something. Or maybe they’re allready saying that. I can’t keep up with what’s the hottest, trending, q-anon fake news lie these days.

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  • laurelraven@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not hot and trending, they’ve been calling gay people that for a long time

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