I thought the logo was a bearded guy with a beanie…
ARMADILL-NO
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s…. Not?!
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 year ago
The beard is fake, it’s held on by glue and strings.
_synack@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Armadillos also can carry leprosy, so this is sound advice on multiple levels.
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Armadildo am I right or am I right?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
No please don’t arm a dildo
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
pew pew pew
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only if it’s consenting.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
they need to be armed now??? jesus christ i’m so sick of modern products…
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 year ago
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Badgers? Badgers! We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Stray kittens are like that. I knew some strays that had their kittens. I would come by with food and for play time. Their mom was quite happy and joined in. This made the kittens trust people too much and… well, some people took them home when they were too damn young to be adopted. Knowing how most people are who spontaneously adopt strays they probably got tired of them really quick and abandoned them far away. It pains me to think of that
bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 year ago
In fairness, the deer population is way out of control, so I’m just doing my part to reduce it.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Best way to help cull the deer population is to get your hunting license and fill your quota! Plus all fees (at least in my state) from hunting/fishing related things fund conservation efforts!
bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 year ago
Fair enough, but if the fawn is just there for the taking anyway…
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I hope we reintroduce and help repopulate predators.
The main reason deer populations are out of control is we’ve killed pretty much everything that eats deer…
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Releasing wolves does tend to solve most issues in life.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
COUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM!
FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN
MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s actually not the case. There’s just not enough land for their predators.
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Also, armadillos tend to carry leprosy. So, maybe don’t touch them.
Turturtley@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Like this lass?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Crocodiles? You can try.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Imagine if humans did this with human babies.
Sees baby unattended for literally 0.03 seconds “You’re mother has abandoned you, but I shall raise you like my own!”
skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I hear that this happens sometimes, but nowhere near normal times, more like during evacuations from warzone and so on
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
when I was a teenager, I was in the supermarket with my mom and my baby sister.
My mom wanted to quickly grab something from the other side of the store, so I stayed at my sister in her stroller.
I was standing next to the stroller, playing with my gameboy.
When my mom came back, a woman berated her (and indirectly me) that it’s so irresponsible to leave my sister unsupervised, as I wasn’t paying attention.
Mind you, I was literally 30cm next to my sister. Who was sitting in her stroller doing nothing but playing with a toy and looking around.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s pretty much accurate as to how the state reinforces helicopter parenting nowadays.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are mother has?
theshoeshiner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine if animals did this with human babies.
stray@pawb.social 1 year ago
You leave the stroller for a moment to grab your take-away order and come back to a crow repeatedly attempting to insert a still-living snail into the baby’s face. The snail is confused, but calm. The crow is frustrated. The baby won’t stop screaming, further frustrating the crow. Just eat the snail, idiot.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Cats will do this with their fucking owners, they just assume we’re incompetent because we’re not catching any critters, so they have to catch them for us so we don’t starve.
Plus i’m pretty sure this is part of why many cats insist on joining us in the bathroom, they gotta keep watch while we’re vulnerable taking a dump.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Romulus and Remus.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Everyone would be better off, I’m sure
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Maybe the dingo didn’t EAT the baby?
Dojan@pawb.social 1 year ago
I feel like this could happen.