I thought the logo was a bearded guy with a beanie…
ARMADILL-NO
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s…. Not?!
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 5 weeks ago
The beard is fake, it’s held on by glue and strings.
_synack@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Armadillos also can carry leprosy, so this is sound advice on multiple levels.
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Armadildo am I right or am I right?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No please don’t arm a dildo
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
pew pew pew
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only if it’s consenting.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
they need to be armed now??? jesus christ i’m so sick of modern products…
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 month ago
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Badgers? Badgers! We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Stray kittens are like that. I knew some strays that had their kittens. I would come by with food and for play time. Their mom was quite happy and joined in. This made the kittens trust people too much and… well, some people took them home when they were too damn young to be adopted. Knowing how most people are who spontaneously adopt strays they probably got tired of them really quick and abandoned them far away. It pains me to think of that
bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 month ago
In fairness, the deer population is way out of control, so I’m just doing my part to reduce it.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Best way to help cull the deer population is to get your hunting license and fill your quota! Plus all fees (at least in my state) from hunting/fishing related things fund conservation efforts!
bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 month ago
Fair enough, but if the fawn is just there for the taking anyway…
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I hope we reintroduce and help repopulate predators.
The main reason deer populations are out of control is we’ve killed pretty much everything that eats deer…
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Releasing wolves does tend to solve most issues in life.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 month ago
COUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM!
FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN
MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s actually not the case. There’s just not enough land for their predators.
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Also, armadillos tend to carry leprosy. So, maybe don’t touch them.
Turturtley@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Like this lass?
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Crocodiles? You can try.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Imagine if humans did this with human babies.
Sees baby unattended for literally 0.03 seconds “You’re mother has abandoned you, but I shall raise you like my own!”
skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I hear that this happens sometimes, but nowhere near normal times, more like during evacuations from warzone and so on
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
when I was a teenager, I was in the supermarket with my mom and my baby sister.
My mom wanted to quickly grab something from the other side of the store, so I stayed at my sister in her stroller.
I was standing next to the stroller, playing with my gameboy.
When my mom came back, a woman berated her (and indirectly me) that it’s so irresponsible to leave my sister unsupervised, as I wasn’t paying attention.
Mind you, I was literally 30cm next to my sister. Who was sitting in her stroller doing nothing but playing with a toy and looking around.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s pretty much accurate as to how the state reinforces helicopter parenting nowadays.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You are mother has?
theshoeshiner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imagine if animals did this with human babies.
stray@pawb.social 1 month ago
You leave the stroller for a moment to grab your take-away order and come back to a crow repeatedly attempting to insert a still-living snail into the baby’s face. The snail is confused, but calm. The crow is frustrated. The baby won’t stop screaming, further frustrating the crow. Just eat the snail, idiot.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Cats will do this with their fucking owners, they just assume we’re incompetent because we’re not catching any critters, so they have to catch them for us so we don’t starve.
Plus i’m pretty sure this is part of why many cats insist on joining us in the bathroom, they gotta keep watch while we’re vulnerable taking a dump.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Romulus and Remus.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Everyone would be better off, I’m sure
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Maybe the dingo didn’t EAT the baby?
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
I feel like this could happen.