Grok 3 roasts Lemmy

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hey it says we’re the best! Wooo!

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Decentralized boredom at its finest

  I feel seen.

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself. It’s my sacred oath to upvote only the choicest of memes.

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• hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  …I should get some Linux t-shirts…

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I prefer boredom to assholes that exploit emotions.

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The Dustin Diamond of AI.

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  • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wait what’s this now about chris kattan being subservient to fascists?

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    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      His politically on the right.

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• DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I give it a 5/10. No mention of beans, unix socks, or tankies.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Star trek?

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All true, and it’s still vastly more interesting than Xitter…

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• maplebar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine being the type of person who has conversations with Elon Musk’s computer and trying to roast anybody. Wild.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ha! Wrong! I have a GNU T-shirt, not a Linux one!

  …that’s not any better though, is it? Hmm.

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• solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Grok’s got some jokes.

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• mortalic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean yeah, but also, come at me… Oh right you can’t figure out which instance to join… Mmmmkay

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t own any Linux Tshirts and I barely upvote anything at all.

  Not having global karma counts, and keeping it constrained to just a given post or comment is a feature, not a bug… we should hopefully know by now that karmawhoring reinforces and lobotomizes the hivemind.

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  And they said GenAI couldn’t be creative lmao

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• mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And I enjoy being a Linux nerd, so suck it Grok.

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wonder if Grok understands its own words.

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  • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    LLMs are just statistical models, all they know is how likely a text fragment is to appear near another text fragment.

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Grok does not grok Grok.

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t own a single Linux t-shirt

  …anymore

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• Demigodrick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How does it know about all of my tshirts?!

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• Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The only “insults” in there is “too many” and “boredom”. That is a weak first round.

  Speaking the truth can be boring, not that LLMs could relate and the only “too many”, that grok should be concerned about, is the “too many” liters of water that it is wasting to produce such a weak and boring roast. If you kill the planet at least make it fun.

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s right about you nerds and your Linux shirts

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  • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve only got a Compaq one.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How did it know I have too many linux T-shirts.

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• cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I dunno, it sounds kinda great to me. I’m sold!

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I only have one Linux shirt - the awesome upside down command line guide XKCD one. My beard has grown in since, and I have not needed Randall Munroe’s help to navigate my system for many years, but it’s a fun shirt.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pretty illegible on a phone

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  • hand@lemmy.studio ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It says;

    Lemmy: Mastodon’s even nerdier sibling that’s all about “federation” and “open-source.” It’s like Reddit for people who own too many Linux T-shirts and think upvoting is a sacred duty. Decentralized boredom at its finest.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you!

      And that’s a pretty funny roast 😁

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