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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not necessarily, there can never be a last time if there is never a first time after all…

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ponders orb deeply

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  • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😔😔😔😔

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• obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i fixed

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reported for misinformation

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  • SoupBrick@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me, an asexual:

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    relatable

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  • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Question you obviously don’t need to answer: do you never get horny?

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So I’m not who you asked, but I consider myself to be on the asexual spectrum. No, I don’t get horny.

      But here’s the thing. As a teen, I stumbled into the term asexuality and thought I finally found others like me! But then reading through the forums, most of them seemed to talk about still getting horny and having a libido. They choose to masturbate instead of having sex with a partner. Or, some of them will even still have sex with a partner.

      Confusing to me. To me, desiring sexual things at all doesn’t fall in line with what the term “asexual” means at first glance. It seems like they should have chosen a different term. Still made me feel like an outcast among both the sexual and asexual communities.

      Anyway…tl;dr is some do, some don’t.

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    • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what is a search engine??

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• Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HA! I made it to elder wizard status. Your memes have no power here! croak, die

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Broke: One day you’ll have sex for the last time in your life

  Woke: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tired: one day you’ll have sex for the last time

    Wired: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.

    Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you’ll blow a load of dust into her mouth

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    • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Does it count as a gilf fetish if you’re both the same age.

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  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty girl? Amateurs… Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I’m old.

    “Come here Mama let me try those ears if yours…mmmmmMMMMmmmm” - future me or something.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My balls are aching? Damn, I can’t even find them!

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not if you never have sex

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bold of you to assume that day hasn’t already passed

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• Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I probably already have.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel like the last time I had sex will be the last time I have sex.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hear retirement homes get freaky as hell so I’m not so sure about that, also while I enjoy it it’s really not that big a deal. As a dad the original one kills me though.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good thing we have bountiful porn.

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• frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah dude, it was some time in 2014. I’m good with that.

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• Johanno@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t care! Had sex!

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• DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, yes. I remember that day. It was a confusing day because as I did it, I remember thinking, “This is gonna be the last time, and I don’t feel like I should care.”

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …and it could be many years before your death.

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