Anon misfires

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• nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  ive done this but with poop

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• Irene13@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Lolll

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• Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Everyone is going to be talking about it like I can’t believe I saw some guy about to shit off the side of the bridge. Then about 1 hour later everyone will have forgotten and only you remember now.

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• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.

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  • frankenswine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    old fashioned

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Diarrhea is a lot more understandable reason to do that. A fart you could’ve just sneakily let go while walking

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sounds like a normal day in London for those other people.

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Exactly, I mean it’s the British food, they eat beans for breakfast for example. Explosive diarrhea must be illness number one.

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only for the weak with 0 fiber in their diet.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      illness number one in London is whatever strain has developed sentience on the tube

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    • amon@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      they eat beans for breakfast

      we’re too broke for that

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

  Call it performance art.

  People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

  Embarrassment averted

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

      Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sure there’s a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it’s clear they’ll take anything

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not quite a shitpost but almost one. A fartpost.

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  • ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Let’s be generous and go with a shartpost.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Titta”

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As long as he farted in the general direction of France, he’d be OK.

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• DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Never gamble on a fart.

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  infront

  Well we know he’s not got a suit job.

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  • molten@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wrong. He’s clearly an average CEO

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    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, a CEO would’ve made sure a boat was passing umder the bridge

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is why i need to move back to a big city, i mss this kind of interaction with my fellow humans.

  Maybe this is the same guy on holiday ?

  thethaiger.com/…/fat-farang-strips-naked-and-poop…

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ngl I’ve been walking to work one time and thought I needed to fart and followed through with liquid shit down my legs. Now I was always late cause it was a shit job, so I just rang and told them the truth and that I was going for a shower. When I got to work every fucker was cheering about me shitting myself.

  I’ve had two other occasions where I’ve gone from normal to a sweaty, nauseous mess with an incredible urge to poop. One time did it in some grass after getting off the tram for an unscheduled stop and once in a train bathroom where I thought i would be found passed out covered in shit 👀 💩

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  • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you considered your diet, my good man?

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tell me more?

      Diet is pretty poor. I rarely eat a lot.

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• MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  On Tuesday I felt like I badly needed to shit. I was working at a hospital and the secluded bathroom was out of toilet paper so I went to one in the main part of the hospital. It was just farts. Possibly the most gas I’ve ever had. I have hemorrhoids pretty bad and farting while sitting on a toilet is the worst thing for making them very angry.

  Plus mad people were walking by and stopping to have conversations by the door, so many people listened to me fart 40 times.

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  • Darkblue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your username weirdly checks out…

    And on a side note: there are a lot of ways to cure/alleviate piles. What are your weapons of choice?

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  • drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As usual, real comedy is in the comment section.

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  • akkajdh999@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    really?

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