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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Domain name as cheap.

    Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what one of business to build around it.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That one was a stretch.

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  • Orbituary@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com

    Eventually they hyphenated it.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.penisland.net

      Still works and everything.

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      • rooster_butt@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        From their FAQ:

        Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

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      • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ye, but that one is on purpose

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Amateursexchange?

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sex change operations as a hobby, now that’s something

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      /#susanalbumparty lol

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      powergen.italia

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What a wonderful day to have a mind

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Got a three pack going with GIMP!

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  • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I typed in the URL figuring it wasn’t going to be real, but it is.

    I’m thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn’t speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor’s new clothes kind of thing.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe they’re aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Could be.

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      • a2part2@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A bit like pen island?

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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GTA grade name.

    (There’s already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

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  • rockhstrongo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

    A NEW START… Hmm…

    I got it!

    ANUSTART!

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    • aulin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For that you might need an analyst. Or a therapist?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds like a Windows start menu replacement.

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    • squigglycunt@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the best kind of tart

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      • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Heh!

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “…and she never even saw the license plate.”

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    • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see you work for the marketing company prolapse hired! Its like shitty hallmark cards!

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there’s a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is “Strain Hard”.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The one that always gets me is the stock market app being called Bawsaq

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      • Cypher45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is that a pun on Ballsack?

        Sorry if it was obvious, English isn’t my first language.

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  • Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or when you’ve not kept your stabbing credentials up to date?

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stabilapse?

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds like a timelapse of someone being stabbed.

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      • Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In 4k

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Laspter Free and Lapster Pro.

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They knew.

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  • Buffman@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I goatse what they did there.

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  • generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow… didn’t even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nearly killed him

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      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey Dad! I didnt know you were on lemmy!

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tek Knight has entered the chat

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since it’s Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I’m not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please just tell me the search term

      So I can block it

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      • Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

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    • irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/tZ-9-tbEjAA?si=QbrfzuT36SkyknV5

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      • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You bastard. I totally came to post that video. For the uninitiated do not click that link.

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      • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wtf this unironically goes so hard

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I’m telling all my friends about this as I’m writing this post.

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    • HeneryHawk@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll remebef the name of this for sure

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now That’s What I Call a Shitpost 2024

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It certainly is a post about the

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  • Eccitaze@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brought to you by the American National Automation Laboratory Corp?

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  • pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with this?

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    • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Use “prolapse” as a search term on a porn site

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or WebMD maybe

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      • pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh it’s a term linked to that industry…

        But I suppose average people will not know of that meaning, so it’s a perfectly fine brand name (I also still don’t know what it means but know enough to know that I don’t want to know it)

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obligatory Mitchell and Webb: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoACQCJWx10

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