Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand
Anon has a back injury
Submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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nieceandtows@lemmy.world 4 days ago
PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 days ago
While being a fat fuck.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
He removed the ribs so he could eat them.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 days ago
So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I can’t believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.
mysteryname101@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Shhh. It reveals our age.
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Adam Anon
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.
basmati@lemmus.org 4 days ago
You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Yeah, they can’t make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it’s just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.
Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 4 days ago
They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 days ago
Sounds like a win-win in my book.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I wasn’t the one who did it, and it didn’t keep him from licking other dogs…
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I wonder if that’s actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven’t heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror…
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don’t feel I am missing out on anything.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 days ago
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can’t explain that one lol
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I really do this shit
IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 3 days ago
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
EnderMB@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Back, not neck.
… I’m told.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 days ago
try a tenga flip hole.
mayo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’ve had a couple tenga’s but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 days ago
some people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Life goal.
bamfic@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your on dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 days ago
For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.
“It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 days ago
If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.
And009@reddthat.com 4 days ago
Pairs well with a choking fetish
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 days ago
I’m not jealous. You are!