Anon has a back injury

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• bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your on dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.

    “It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”

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    • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.

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    • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.

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    • And009@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pairs well with a choking fetish

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not jealous. You are!

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• nieceandtows@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While being a fat fuck.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple

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    • joelfromaus@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.

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    • mysteryname101@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shhh. It reveals our age.

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    • three@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

      Press (X) to doubt.

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  • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Adam Anon

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

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  • basmati@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, they can’t make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it’s just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

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  • Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like a win-win in my book.

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s about fifty fifty.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

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  • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wasn’t the one who did it, and it didn’t keep him from licking other dogs…

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  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.

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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder if that’s actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven’t heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror…

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  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don’t feel I am missing out on anything.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can’t explain that one lol

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I really do this shit

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    • IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This shit ain’t nothing to me man

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• EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.

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  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Back, not neck.

  … I’m told.

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  try a tenga flip hole.

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  • mayo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve had a couple tenga’s but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      some people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Life goal.

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