Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand
Anon has a back injury
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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nieceandtows@lemmy.world 7 months ago
PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 months ago
While being a fat fuck.
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He removed the ribs so he could eat them.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 7 months ago
So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?
ameancow@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I can’t believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.
mysteryname101@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Shhh. It reveals our age.
bamfic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Adam Anon
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.
basmati@lemmus.org 7 months ago
You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Yeah, they can’t make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it’s just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.
Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 7 months ago
They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 months ago
Sounds like a win-win in my book.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I wasn’t the one who did it, and it didn’t keep him from licking other dogs…
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I wonder if that’s actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven’t heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror…
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don’t feel I am missing out on anything.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can’t explain that one lol
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I really do this shit
IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 7 months ago
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
EnderMB@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Back, not neck.
… I’m told.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
try a tenga flip hole.
mayo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve had a couple tenga’s but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
some people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Life goal.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Succeeded I’ll have you know! 😤
bamfic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your on dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.
ameancow@lemmy.world 7 months ago
For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.
“It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.
bamfic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.
And009@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Pairs well with a choking fetish
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 months ago
I’m not jealous. You are!