Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
Consume
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TAYRN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious
rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
That looks like intestinal horror to me
TAYRN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that! (kill me).
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Someone should create a bread of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 year ago
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Whole grain chicken
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
hate2bme@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
JATtho@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.
(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren’t tic tacs
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
except for the tictac owl
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I was joking.
yesman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
Katana314@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn’t have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn’t spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.
merari42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
solarvector@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 year ago
c/imsorryjon
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How much is 400 calories of calories?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
[deleted]EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
As if she ever stops at 400
match@pawb.social 1 year ago
that’d be like 80 loads
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
^ this person knows their cum
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Average Tuesday
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash