Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
Consume
Submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/024edb6d-063f-4bf7-ad4b-e9800ccf110c.jpeg
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AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
TAYRN@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious
rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
That looks like intestinal horror to me
TAYRN@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that! (kill me).
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Someone should create a bread of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 months ago
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Whole grain chicken
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
hate2bme@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
JATtho@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.
(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren’t tic tacs
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
except for the tictac owl
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I was joking.
yesman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
Katana314@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 months ago
High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn’t have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn’t spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.
merari42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
solarvector@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
nifty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 months ago
c/imsorryjon
Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 months ago
How much is 400 calories of calories?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
[deleted]EvilBit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
As if she ever stops at 400
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
that’d be like 80 loads
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
^ this person knows their cum
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Average Tuesday
idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash