Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.
Consume
Submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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merari42@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
As if she ever stops at 400
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
that’d be like 80 loads
Agent641@lemmy.world 43 minutes ago
Average Tuesday
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
^ this person knows their cum
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
TAYRN@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious
rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
That looks like intestinal horror to me
TAYRN@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that! (kill me).
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Someone should create a bread of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 day ago
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Whole grain chicken
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
hate2bme@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
JATtho@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.
(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren’t tic tacs
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
I was joking.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
except for the tictac owl
yesman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
solarvector@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
nifty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
[deleted]EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized
Katana314@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
you gotta have the legumes
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 hour ago
You mean the
B E A N S?
roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn’t have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn’t spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.