Consume

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

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  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As if she ever stops at 400

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’d be like 80 loads

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    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ^ this person knows their cum

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Average Tuesday

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    4chan version is that but with rainbow dash

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.

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• TAYRN@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious

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  • rustyricotta@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That looks like intestinal horror to me

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  • TAYRN@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My ex would probably have a few things to say about that! (kill me).

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone should create a bread of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.

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  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whole grain chicken

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  • pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

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  • hate2bme@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.

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• SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.

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  • JATtho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.

    (/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren’t tic tacs

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      except for the tictac owl

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was joking.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.

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• Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn’t have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn’t spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you gotta have the legumes

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean the

      B E A N S?

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• merari42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Do you want to get a bite to eat?”

  “No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”

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• solarvector@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  c/imsorryjon

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How much is 400 calories of calories?

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• Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.

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    • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized

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