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Anon makes bad decisions

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then he gets a 100k hospital bill later.

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only 75k since he didn’t have to take an ambulance

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Still not in jail.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In the states.

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      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn’t you just take an ambulance like a normal person

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      • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re also not legally required to pay medical bills in the states.

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can just ignore hospital bills, and they can’t refuse treatment if you don’t pay.

      So don’t worry about it; throw the bills in the trash, block the debt collectors’ numbers, and carry on with your life. I have been doing this for over 30 years now.

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  • mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saw a guy in italy almost ram a cop car atan intersection. I think the driver was running a red light, but could have been the cop running a red. Anyhow, the driver breaks just before the cop car, and the cop on the passanger side just gesticulates his discontent but they just keep rolling on anyway. They could not be bothered.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      in Italy Just gesticulates his discontent

      Wait, I think I know how that looked like.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are you saying you want more active enforcement?

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    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Italian drivers are fucking insane, it was probably just Tuesday for the cop

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  • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    incredible if true

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds hard to believe. Or maybe the cops in my city have less empathy.

      If you were conscious but stabbed, a police officer would absolutely spend a few minutes writing a report while waiting for paramedics.

      Driving while intoxicated, they might still fine you for that.

      If you were brown and drunk, they’d probably arrest you.

      If you were brown, drunk, and the knife was within arms reach, you’d be tasted and arrested for assaulting the officer.

      The point I’m trying to make: being stabbed does not stop a police officer from doing their favorite job in the world — beating innocent people.

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      • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Depends, cops also HATE fucking working if they got some where to be.

        I’ve seen city cops in fact, let off some pretty bad drink driving just because they don’t want to deal with it.

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      • 420@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tasted

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  • frigidaphelion@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lmao im pretty sure that’s the face brad pitt makes in burn after reading right before clooney shoots him in the fucking face. I fucking love that movie

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had planned to watch it this weekend for the first time 🥲

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      • chicolismo@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Go watch it. This guy is making shit up.

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      • frigidaphelion@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        f my bad, didnt even think about spoilers

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is.

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image from the funniest part of a movie that I won’t spoil because I was surprised and wish I could watch it again for the first time.

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    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What movie?

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      • mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Burn After Reading m.imdb.com/title/tt0887883/

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      • Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m assuming Tommy Boy:

        youtu.be/TPFlKJp5jXU?feature=shared

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      • skibidi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pretty sure he is talking about Burn After Reading, the green text image is from that movie.

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    • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I accidentally spoiled that part for my wife. I had already seen it several times before and was watching it again with her. She had her head on my chest and apparently my heart started beating faster at the ramp up to that part, so she knew what was about to happen and called it right before it happened.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Must have been in Europe. I’m America the cop woulda shot him. Also probably smelled the booze. Also as an American over never been drunk enough (not even when I had alcohol poisoning that one time) to think theat such legal consequences would be cheaper than a trip to the hospital.

    Fun fact, hospitals routinely do tox screens. OP isn’t just a bullshitter, he’s a bad bullshitter lol

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    • uienia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It seems to me that drunk driving is much more accepted in the US than in Europe.

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Having lived in both - often having a have pint of 4%. lager is enough to prevent people from driving, in the US having two pints of 7.5% IPA and smoking weed wouldn’t been seen as unusual before a 30 min drive home.

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      • CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It definitely is. Public transportation is basically never an option and Ubers are expensive so most Americans don’t even think about those options. Then there are other problems like Americans not forcing their friends to stay the night when drunk, not having dependable social circles, and a lot of rural folk thinking that no one will be on the roads anyways. It’s a mess is what it is, haven’t even been able to stop family from doing it.

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      • ximtor@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Unfortunately not everywhere in Europe…source: am Austrian and our peoples attitude to drunk driving is fucked up

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or yaknow it doesn’t matter that he is shitfaced, he is having a medical emergency. In that case nobody would think “oh no he drank alcohol he should’ve walked to the hospital”.

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      • Noobnarski@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In Europe nobody in their right mind would drive themselves to the hospital if they have an emergency. Sometimes it makes sense if someone else drives the injured person there, but most of the time we would just call an ambulance. Here in Germany you have to pay 10€ at most for one trip.

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    • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, in Europe this would’ve immediately triggered a criminal investigation.

      “Someone’s been stabbed and they casually drive to the hospital cuz ambulance is too expensive, this is regular day stuff lemme give them a ride” is only a normal occurance in the US and Lebanon.

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    • zeppo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a greentext. The default is to assume it’s BS.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fun fact, hospitals routinely do tox screens.

      Yeah, when there’s a medical need.

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