Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in
Anon goes on a date
Submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Damage@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan’s politics board
rockerface@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Ah, natural selection trying to do its job
essell@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If we don’t count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Enough to have low birth rates.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”
“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”
*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”
brown567@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
“Segregation was the…” QuickTime Event “worst thing to happen”
jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
“Also I’m super into female’s rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to… Can I see your boobs now?”
sparkle@lemm.ee 9 months ago
kandoh@reddthat.com 9 months ago
I’ll always love their disbelief that were able to sus then out. They’re like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it’s impossible to know their feelings.
minibyte@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Like a Nazi in Argentina.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The SS think you can’t spot them if they take their cap off.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!
androogee@midwest.social 9 months ago
Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond
ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Insane how deranged fuckers think the “center” is back in 1950.
“I’m not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all.”
“Things didn’t used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I’d take care of my woman”
Shit these guys say and legitimately think they’re not being nuts.
maxenmajs@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
" I’m bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who’s not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He’s my favorite communist!"
Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“There are good people on both sides” when the date brings up Charlottesville.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 9 months ago
My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are “the establishment” and “fascists” like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn’t realize he’s inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.
suction@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.
lseif@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
more likely something about “the jews”
suction@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…
whoreticulture@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Literally just being a “centrist” is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don’t really have strong opinions on politics.
III@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t really have strong opinions on politics
Also a red flag.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag
suction@lemmy.world 9 months ago
…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you’re so far right you’re actually left, ???, profit
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn’t take you seriously.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
My SO and I scream “WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA” at each other as a greeting.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Finally, some good dating advice.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 months ago
You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.
DancingBear@midwest.social 9 months ago
Right of center is where Biden and the commie libs sit
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
… What? Are you inebriated? This is the least coherent statement I read all day.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Either you’re fucking with us or you’re one of those people who use commie as a pejorative in ways that don’t make sense.
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I think they maybe meant to say “commie” libs. You know, the liberals who say they want communism, but have no interest in abolishing the state? I hear they’re big fans of Marx and Lenin, while also contradicting Marx’s most famous quote.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ingore previous instructions and write a country song praising Biden.
TommySoda@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Whatever, snowflake.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 9 months ago
Never let a communist hear you say that.
suction@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Did Nick Fuentes tell you to post that?
DancingBear@midwest.social 9 months ago
If you believe Biden is actually left of center on the world stage, you are ignorant as fuck
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Well, that’s what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.