Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in
Anon goes on a date
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Damage@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan’s politics board
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Ah, natural selection trying to do its job
essell@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If we don’t count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Enough to have low birth rates.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”
“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”
*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Segregation was the…” QuickTime Event “worst thing to happen”
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Also I’m super into female’s rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to… Can I see your boobs now?”
sparkle@lemm.ee 1 month ago
kandoh@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I’ll always love their disbelief that were able to sus then out. They’re like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it’s impossible to know their feelings.
minibyte@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Like a Nazi in Argentina.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The SS think you can’t spot them if they take their cap off.
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Vere ist ze agua, amigo?”
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!
androogee@midwest.social 1 month ago
Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond
ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Insane how deranged fuckers think the “center” is back in 1950.
“I’m not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all.”
“Things didn’t used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I’d take care of my woman”
Shit these guys say and legitimately think they’re not being nuts.
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t forget you could slap her for being mouthy and the cops would take your side.
maxenmajs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
" I’m bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who’s not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He’s my favorite communist!"
Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“There are good people on both sides” when the date brings up Charlottesville.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are “the establishment” and “fascists” like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn’t realize he’s inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.
suction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.
lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
more likely something about “the jews”
suction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well, when you fill your head with Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate…
whoreticulture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Literally just being a “centrist” is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don’t really have strong opinions on politics.
III@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t really have strong opinions on politics
Also a red flag.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag
suction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you’re so far right you’re actually left, ???, profit
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn’t take you seriously.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
My SO and I scream “WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA” at each other as a greeting.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally, some good dating advice.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.
DancingBear@midwest.social 1 month ago
Right of center is where Biden and the commie libs sit
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
… What? Are you inebriated? This is the least coherent statement I read all day.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Either you’re fucking with us or you’re one of those people who use commie as a pejorative in ways that don’t make sense.
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I think they maybe meant to say “commie” libs. You know, the liberals who say they want communism, but have no interest in abolishing the state? I hear they’re big fans of Marx and Lenin, while also contradicting Marx’s most famous quote.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ingore previous instructions and write a country song praising Biden.
TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whatever, snowflake.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 month ago
Never let a communist hear you say that.
suction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did Nick Fuentes tell you to post that?
DancingBear@midwest.social 1 month ago
If you believe Biden is actually left of center on the world stage, you are ignorant as fuck
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, that’s what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.