Roses are red Your camera is on And everyone saw you Hit a bong
🫰 🫰 🫰 🫰 🫰
Thanks, Amy.
Submitted 5 months ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pigup@lemmy.world 5 months ago
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Has a moment like this a few months back. But I don’t smoke weed and everyone just got to watch me eat granola.
dditty@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I live alone and have a bad habit of verbalizing my thoughts; my worst nightmare is accidentally forgetting to mute myself while saying some inane shit into the call
Grimy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I used to do this constantly but I had to break myself out of the habit. On long drives, I’d forget I would have passengers and blurt out half a sentence before realizing.
It also led my step mother to try and convince my dad I was schizophrenic at the time since I would do it in the house as well when I thought no one was around.
Mildly annoying since it was just an easy way to think things through, I never saw it as a bad habit.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Man fuck video chat
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s a tobacco pipe!
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Tobacco water pipe!
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
My shisha broke guys
robocall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
During the beginning of COVID, I was on a group zoom interview, and saw someone hit a bong. I believe the hiring manager didn’t see it, and they got hired.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Hiring manager low-key looking for the hookup
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Way before COVID I got hired at a bank the same time as another dude who was “off” about one week in we both show up except he was high as a fucking kite. He got escorted out then and there.
Like wtf my dude you’re here to do a job show some respect!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
The best thing to use is “Magic Tape” to cover your camera. It adds a frosted window effect while not disturbing your screen’s brightness adjustment feature.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
If your computer uses the camera for ambient light sensing instead of a separate sensor, they definitely fucked up building it.
agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 5 months ago
The sensors are usually pretty close to the camera, so the chances of taping over it are relatively high.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I have had one like that in a while but some cheap models did. Looking at you Toshiba Satellite.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Several smartphones do this too.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Is my nebulizer”
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That’s a pretty good recovery, worth a try when you’re ‘on the ropes’
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Make sure to throw around the phrase “reasonable accomodation” a bit.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Bonus points if it’s about 3 feet long like the one the stoner in Cabin in the Woods has.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Back in the day one of my friends had just the most gigantic glass bong I’ve ever seen. It was too long to smoke and reach the bowl to light by yourself at the same time. Typical use was one person lit, the other person draws, no smoke had reached them yet so the lighter stops, smoker had to empty their lungs then try to clear the whole thing in one go. If there were enough people you could get the bowl going and pass it around the circle fast enough to keep it lit
modifier@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I’ve been on the lookout for a convertible travel mug/telescoping bong ever since that movie came out.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That thing was my favorite part of the movie. At least until I saw the rest of it.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I think such a thing is like a lightsaber. Building your own is a rite of passage.
solomon42069@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s ok, if you’re in IT this is actually a requirement to stop the blood lust.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If you seek Amy, I think I’d like that.
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 5 months ago
Here’s Thomas. After managing to get in the same company as his first Girlfriend, still getting caught playing hookey. This time on camera.
Exusia@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m not sure I understand your comment
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 5 months ago
No problem.
It’s supposed to be a reference to an old novel.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance
Exusia@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Its one of those days Amy, I don’t care”