Who the hell is having chips for breakfast
I’m calling the breakfast police
Missing cold pizza
Submitted 8 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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9point6@lemmy.world 8 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Make mine dorito
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I usually don’t but there’s a cafe in my town that does a fry that includes chips. I’ve also seen it commonly done when I’ve been on holiday abroad at cafes/restaurants ran by brits
yournamehere@lemm.ee 8 months ago
there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.
Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Eggs
Toast Toast Toast
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
YoFrodo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This isn’t a shitpost it’s an IHOP ad
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a shillpost
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 months ago
14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.
Dicska@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Because of dairy subsidies.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That doesn’t explain the bean water and the fruit water costing the same.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Because liquid
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 8 months ago
With these options, it’s more like a $23 breakfast
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 8 months ago
Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.
olafurp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The only way to settle this is everyone eats their chosen breakfast and dukes it out
fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 8 months ago
So there’s fried carbs with extra sugar on top, highly processed animal products, regular baked carbs, it sugar in a cup… eghh
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You do you, but if I’m up early enough to have breakfast, I’m unhappy about that, so I’m not gonna get hung up on levels of processing or grams of carbs.
Give me fried pig and chicken ova. And lots of coffee.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
2 milk
4 biscuit.
$6 is a steal.
Look at the macros…if it’s 2% or whole you’re good for half a day
CannedCairn@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I require French toast though
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.
quicksand@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Coffee and toast for me. I’ll save the other $12 for lunch.
shutz@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Crêpes > pancakes
Ballistic_86@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Or eggs, hash browns, biscuits and coffee with $5 to spare.
m4xie@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Where are the beans?
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You were suppose to bring them
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 months ago
3 bacon plates
1 coffee
Done
Katana314@lemmy.world 8 months ago
$15 of coffee, and then I turn into Barry Allen, sneak into the kitchen and steal all the rest of it.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Starvation is free
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But this brings you to death faster
BluesF@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No thanks, I’ll stay home
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You’re missing out on artery clogging, more clogged arteries for me 🙌
roserose56@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee
bitwaba@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well I don’t see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I’m gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.
My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You bring your own gravy
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don’t want anything else. can I still participate?
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 months ago
$4 row gang!
I’ll take a glass of water too but that’s not on here.
rmuk@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren’t cutting it.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk… is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I’ll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.
Trex202@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I’m not particularly picky, any fruit will do!
Matriks404@lemmy.world 8 months ago
2 coffee and french fries. And gimme back my $10.
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 8 months ago
Eggs bacon hasbrowns toast oj milk
frickineh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Coffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.
Emerald@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Those prices aren’t bad at all
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think I will keep the 15 dollars.