Finally!
đ¶ THE ONLY BOY WHO COULD EVER TEACH ME WAS A SON OF A PREACHER MAN. YES HE WAS⊠đ¶
Submitted âšâš5â© âšmonthsâ© agoâ© by âšSeagoon_@aussie.zoneâ© to âšmelbourne@aussie.zoneâ©
Finally!
đ¶ THE ONLY BOY WHO COULD EVER TEACH ME WAS A SON OF A PREACHER MAN. YES HE WAS⊠đ¶
đđ»đđ»đđ»đđ»love a bit of Dusty
I love her too! â„
Had brunch with friends; havenât done that in ages, and it felt delightful, normal. Came home to everyone in a shirty mood, resentful at me going out without them for once lol. Made my home made nuggies while I did a load of washing and weâve just feasted. Now Iâm going to have a lay down until itâs time to do my MILs eye drops. She had laser treatment on her eyes a few weeks ago and is no good with putting them in, so thatâs been my little nursey task, same time every day.
Iâm going to decline my job offer. Something along the lines of⊠âMy listed expected salary was well considered, and perhaps Iâm naive but I hoped it would be well considered by management too. Unless you are willing to meet my expected salary then I decline your offer. I did not intend to waste your time. Thank you for your consideration.â
âAs we have been unable to agree on salary for the position, it is with regret that I will be declining the offer. Iâd like to thank everyone involved in the interview for their efforts. Regards Force_majâ
Donât apologise; they also wasted your time.
This is the one.
ânotwithstanding aforementioned salary expectations, youâre a bunch of tigharsesâ.
Perfectly reasonable response.
I was so pumped from going out last night I stayed awake till 4am. Urgh save me from my own bad decisions lol
Did you bring back a traffic cone?
Thatâs how you know it was a great night, when you donât want to go to sleep haha
Whoâs playing the never ending exciting game called housework today?
I have already completed the satisfying job of removing everything from the fridge, cleaning all the shelves/drawers, wiping down all the bottles and containers and putting them back again.
I had planned on some garden work, but rain means I will plug away at admin in computer instead.
Did you come across any surprises? Eg. How longâs that been in there?
Yep. I bet the middle aged male managers demanding âreturn to officeâ all have cleaners or housewives to do all the work.
Just as soon as I get up. Maybe.
Nah. I started it up, but it said there was an update required, so I said stuff that and went back to relaxing.
Iâve declared it a study day not a housework day. Not getting anything done in all honesty. Time to pull my finger out. 500 words and 2 policies to write.
Nup. The kitchen tap developed a really bad leak on Friday night so spent some time with damage control and repairs. Thatâs my imperative for the weekend done. Spending my time cooking and drinking now haha. Itâs awful đ
We only had a couple of quiet ones last night so Iâll be into the piss later. đ
Ugh me. However I made it slightly more interesting by rearranging furniture.
Me! With a side quest of collecting things from storage and decluttering. Perfect weather for it!
Iâm putting the blinders on till tomorrow.
Giddy up. đŽ
No housework for me today but might do some more work work when I warm up.
Me âđ»trying to stick to the basics and not pull everything out of the cupboards in a big declutter. I am too tired for that
Hahaha. Thatâs what Iâll be doing today. Cupboards. Long overdue.
My minor sick feeling last night turned into a full cold this morning :/
Iâm going to stay in the hotel today
Lemon tea and Panadol from the net
Thereâs no lemons or tea here, but I did bring knock off panadol
omg, đč. I was brushing Ted and every time I brushed his back he poked his tongue out.
Ah, bugger. It caught up with me in the end.
Ironically, the likely source was a 97 year old man who probably just thought he had a coldâŠ
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Itâs getting everyone this time around. Hope itâs short and sweet for you.
Iâm feeling a little better so fingers crossed!
Have been a bit down and stressed lately, so decided to take bf to do one of the things that makes me oddly happy - watching the container terminal at Sandridge Point.
are they bacon?
Rub them on my body instead?
The guys here want pictures.
I imaging the texture of the decorations could be⊠interesting?
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Whatever floats your boat. They look gooooddd by the way.
đ đ«ą actually they look awesome
Cooking up the gravy beef for broth - Melbcat was interested as soon as she saw me cutting the meat up and now sheâs waiting in the kitchen because she can smell it.
My man is playing all my favourite karaoke songs tonight. Havenât even put the big boys on yet. So much fun.
Bat Out of Hell. Itâs a commitment.
Works for Taylor Swift - so why not for others?
Heart - Alone
Karaoke win
Very difficult song. Lots of belting and high notes.
Just vacuumed the couch, a lot more dust on it than a expected.
I swear to God a good portion of adulthood is basically keeping dust at bay.
Best thing about wireless controllers is that they fit into the pocket of my oodie and I can play with the controller and my hands covered and stay nice and warm.
My nose be stuffy. Unradical.
So cold and wet, all four of my cheeks are freezing
Wife and I decided to go to savers in Footscray today.
Good shop, good deals. But for the love of GodâŠthe BO factor was off the chain.
I get it. Youâre hippies and youâre naturalâŠdoesnât mean you gotta smell like dirty arse on a warm day.
Bless up and spray some shit, yeah?
Can I make it to midnight? Place your bets. $1 each way.
Paging @Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone what was the name of the poor manâs Arabic Rick Martin because we canât remember? Hahaha. Hope you are having a great time.
If you are experiencing aussie.zone bad connections, itâs not you, itâs them. They are doing maintenance.
Oh boy. Soju is good!!!. Oh my.
I spy a lump,
A suspicious hump,
The telltale rise and fall
Of a cat curled 'neath all
Of the blankets on the couch.
I pounce to hear a meow
Of a startled puss, how-
-ever disappointed I was
No cat was there of course,
Heâs by the table, crouched.
I worked very hard today with the aid of one cuppa tea, one instant coffee and two double shot homemade cappuccinos. BOY AM I BUZZINâ!
Iâm gonna be pissing all night because I am now on the party bus. Cheers đșđșđșđșđșđș
Massive day playing a tournament for my social sports league. Someone in my team was so full on, correcting people on their technique when they were not playing flash themselves. Of course I want to do well but Iâm there playing mainly for fun and this person was a huge negative presence. As soon as anyone made a mistake she was in their grill with her criticism. Super draining. Then we went out after with all the teams for some drinks and she were there as well. Some very icy vibes thrown my way, probably because I started to get frustrated with their behaviour and it probably came out in my tone of voice during game play. Kept my cool as long as I could. Oh well. On my way home and ready for bed.
Yeah so gotta admit apricot chicken is maybe one better left to history⊠that wasâŠ. Not great.
Experiment time: Miele vacuum vs Aldi stick vacuum
Question: Will the stick vac pick up anything that Miele didnât?
Apparatus: One 28 year old barrel Miele vacuum with a fresh bag. One fairly new recharged, clean Aldi stick vacuum.
Method: Unlimited time use of the Miele on the carpet. 5 minute use of the stick vac.
Hypothesis: My haphazard use of the stick vac will pick up something compared to the careful manoeuvring of the MOTH.
Results: results still pending (the fucking thing is still charging)
Place your bets.
Today is grey as fuck. Got the coloured polychromatic wifi led lights on shades of hot pink, reds and oranges in a desperate attempt to bring some warmth and dynamism.
Time to get up and seek coffee.
The ziplock thing on my Parmesan is b0rked. I give up on today.
RIP Michael Mosley.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Catfish@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Am ded of cute!
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
She used to fit in my hand lol
Sheâs my first pet and I donât know how I managed without a cat before lol
Eagle@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Awwwwwe! Such a tiny bebe đ
Baku@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
OMGG TINYYYY đ„șđ„șđ„ș
Seagoon_@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
I love her.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Donât get another female cat. Guaranteed catfights. A male (to be neutered) would be fine.
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone âš5â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Thatâs what Iâm thinking. A single brain cell orange boy.