underwatermagpies
@underwatermagpies@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤖 Tuesday 19 August 2025 1 day ago:
Anyone know where the hobgoblins have hidden my button jar? Such an odd and annoying thing to lose.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤖 Tuesday 19 August 2025 1 day ago:
Wooo!!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤖 Tuesday 19 August 2025 1 day ago:
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧙♂️ Monday 18 August 2025 2 days ago:
Fuck. I’m sorry. Fingers crossed for the interview.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Sunday 17 August 2025 3 days ago:
Probs not my area expertise I have to say.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Sunday 17 August 2025 3 days ago:
I went to the opera last night, just bought a cheap ticket at the last minute. Opera Victoria doing Mozart’s Abduction.
I am not a remotely knowledgeable opera-goer but I was not expecting it to be set at a hedonistic sex club, complete with gimp masks. And it was very funny. 5/5 whips and chains.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧝♂️ Saturday 16 August 2025 4 days ago:
What a handsome gentleman!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🚙 Friday 15 August 2025 5 days ago:
The Aldi marinated frozen salmon is pretty delicious for an easy meal. Tonight was lemon and pepper but the mixed herb one is yum too.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌸 Wednesday 6 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
The fees weren’t too horrendous, but I no longer have a door handle. I’ll need to find a slightly better locksmith to fix everything.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌸 Wednesday 6 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Update: I’m unclear on whether my house is Fort Knox or whether this guy is a terrible locksmith. I suspect the latter.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌸 Wednesday 6 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
I have locked myself out of my house like a dill. Waiting for a locksmith to come to the rescue.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
I quite like Bananas in Pyjamas. Just living their best banana lives.
Peppa, on the other hand, needs to get in the bin. And die.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 2 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Discussion Thread ❌️🤖😥 Friday 1st August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Blue pens annoy me. Pens should be be black. Purple and green are also acceptable ink colours. But blue is wishy-washy.
Unexpectedly blue pens make me slightly angry.
- Comment on Discussion Thread (Where is Yarrabyte?) Thursday 31 July 2025 2 weeks ago:
Crows are inherently suspicious.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥞 Tuesday 29 July 2025 3 weeks ago:
Maybe Mr Woof is using it?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌏 Saturday 26 July 2025 3 weeks ago:
Did some good adulting and got my eyes tested, because they sent me a reminder. I managed to forget that having bright lights shone into my eyes is about the surest way to induce a migraine. Ahhh. Now at home with drugs, stupid eyes can stay untested in future. If I remember. They were fine anyway.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍜 Thursday 24 July 2025 3 weeks ago:
Superstar!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍜 Thursday 24 July 2025 3 weeks ago:
It’s never even crossed my mind to wear them furry side out. I guess you could, but I reckon it’d be less comfy.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 📚 Tuesday 22 July 2025 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t tried the hazella but it sounds dangerously good.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 📚 Tuesday 22 July 2025 4 weeks ago:
What are you grabbing? I’m partial to their coconut. Or hokey pokey.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 19 July 2025 4 weeks ago:
Can you go and hang out somewhere warm for a bit? A shopping centre or library or somewhere?
Or else you could build a blanket fort.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 19 July 2025 4 weeks ago:
Surely ‘looking beautiful’ is enough work for any cat. Maybe you should take them coffee. You’re the staff.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🚊 Friday 18 July 2025 4 weeks ago:
I’m super happy for you.
But I’m a little worried about the cats. Are they inside the pedal? What if they get squashed?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🚊 Friday 18 July 2025 4 weeks ago:
Yay! Fingers crossed for you!!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🚊 Friday 18 July 2025 4 weeks ago:
5/10
- Comment on Discussion Thread 👩💻 Tuesday 15 July 2025 5 weeks ago:
With these policies, I’m happy to welcome Bottom-racer as dictator.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎳 Monday 14 July 2025 5 weeks ago:
I survived day one of my new job and nobody is obviously crazy, I’ll take this as a win.
The good news: there is an office dog (!).
The bad news: the office dog (and her mum) is on leave for next few weeks and the office is currently dogless.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐦🔥 Sunday 13 July 2025 5 weeks ago:
First day of new job tomorrow. It should be good but I’m in a bit of a “what if they hate me because I’m not wearing the perfect outfit” headspace.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧛♂️ Saturday 12 July 2025 5 weeks ago:
I have eaten too much sticky date pudding and I may never move again.
