underwatermagpies
@underwatermagpies@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤪 Friday 5 September 2025 4 days ago:
Good luck 🤞🤞🤞
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍞 Monday 1 September 2025 1 week ago:
Antiques Roadshow would like a word.
- Comment on Discussion Thread: 🐌 Saturday 30 August 2025 1 week ago:
Happy berfday! I hope there’s cake.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧹Friday 29 August 2025 1 week ago:
Oh no! Where did the cat end up?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧹Friday 29 August 2025 1 week ago:
Today I have misused my executive power to put googly eyes on the shredder.
They all think I’m mad but are too polite to say so.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧹Friday 29 August 2025 1 week ago:
Rude.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎨 Monday 25 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Pilates tonight
New shoes that have just been delivered
Crumpets for work lunch in the new toaster. This was previously a toaster-free workplace, so strange.
Roast potatoes
A free weekend.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 📚 Saturday 23 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Today I played mini golf in the Flinders St ballroom. It was very cool. Super arty mini golf- for one hole, you put on animal tails and use the tail as your golf club. Very fun.
It’s running for another month or so.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥠 Friday 22 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Oh yep. She’s bananas.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥠 Friday 22 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Hit up Aboulaban in Edwardes St for amazing baklava.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥠 Friday 22 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Apparently some licensing stuff she doesn’t trust me with. Which she’s no longer authorised to do and which isn’t her problem.
Honestly, she’s retired, I get that change is hard, but she needs a hobby or something. Move on. Read a book.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥠 Friday 22 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
My predecessor at work has cracked the shits because I wouldn’t let her “just log on and do a few quick things”. Sweetheart, you don’t work here anymore. And your bookmarks and passwords aren’t magically still saved in the computer.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥠 Friday 22 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
I’m so sorry ❤️
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤯 Thursday 21 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
Maybe Nellie has died and they don’t want to tell us?
Maybe she was headbutted by a giraffe?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤯 Thursday 21 August 2025 2 weeks ago:
A panda could headbutt a giraffe, but the giraffe might not even notice. Or it might slip over like it was on rollerskates.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤖 Tuesday 19 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
Anyone know where the hobgoblins have hidden my button jar? Such an odd and annoying thing to lose.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤖 Tuesday 19 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
Wooo!!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤖 Tuesday 19 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧙♂️ Monday 18 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
Fuck. I’m sorry. Fingers crossed for the interview.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Sunday 17 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
Probs not my area expertise I have to say.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Sunday 17 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
I went to the opera last night, just bought a cheap ticket at the last minute. Opera Victoria doing Mozart’s Abduction.
I am not a remotely knowledgeable opera-goer but I was not expecting it to be set at a hedonistic sex club, complete with gimp masks. And it was very funny. 5/5 whips and chains.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧝♂️ Saturday 16 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
What a handsome gentleman!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🚙 Friday 15 August 2025 3 weeks ago:
The Aldi marinated frozen salmon is pretty delicious for an easy meal. Tonight was lemon and pepper but the mixed herb one is yum too.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌸 Wednesday 6 August 2025 4 weeks ago:
The fees weren’t too horrendous, but I no longer have a door handle. I’ll need to find a slightly better locksmith to fix everything.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌸 Wednesday 6 August 2025 4 weeks ago:
Update: I’m unclear on whether my house is Fort Knox or whether this guy is a terrible locksmith. I suspect the latter.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌸 Wednesday 6 August 2025 4 weeks ago:
I have locked myself out of my house like a dill. Waiting for a locksmith to come to the rescue.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025 5 weeks ago:
I quite like Bananas in Pyjamas. Just living their best banana lives.
Peppa, on the other hand, needs to get in the bin. And die.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 2 August 2025 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Discussion Thread ❌️🤖😥 Friday 1st August 2025 5 weeks ago:
Blue pens annoy me. Pens should be be black. Purple and green are also acceptable ink colours. But blue is wishy-washy.
Unexpectedly blue pens make me slightly angry.
- Comment on Discussion Thread (Where is Yarrabyte?) Thursday 31 July 2025 5 weeks ago:
Crows are inherently suspicious.
