Submitted 2 days ago by TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Yarrabyte and Botbot have taken up a Life of Crime and are currently firebombing vape shops for fun and profit. You’ll have to make do with me.
I work with a bloke who I disliked from day 1. Don’t know why. Something about him irritated me and I couldn’t get past it.
Today I realised why. He looks like Dave Hughes (hope he’s okay given his injuries)
Shit! Cat lounge has broken window.
Oh no, hope he wasn’t injured
He’s fine, just will lose his nest spot. And I get a bill.
Oh no! Where did the cat end up?
The floor. A terrifying 50cm from where he started 🙀
Today I have misused my executive power to put googly eyes on the shredder.
They all think I’m mad but are too polite to say so.
Approved! 🐘🌟
PSA seen on the other place: check public transport seat for needles.
as if that’s real
I have seen needles in the seat cushions of trams. You just tell the driver, who puts a sticky tape barrier over the seat and the one next to it and the cushions are replaced at the depot.
You’d be surprised
😳 oh dear
Thank you all for the well wishes on my presentation. One part went well but the other did not. I got some useful feedback though.
Now I will be watching the new Naked Gun movie from the comfort of my couch. I’ve been wanting to go to the movies for a while now, but I cbf.
Interview done… lasted less than 15 minutes but felt okay. We’ll see what happens next.
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Sometimes the quick ones are the good ones
Do I want to cook, or do I want takeaway from across the street?
This is not a question. Takeaway!!!
Delicious takeaway and a short rest. Then use the energy to meal prep the bought ingredients so they don’t go bad
Hi witchy! Let us burn all the fake op shops and unleash the numbats of DOOM. I’ll put the kettle on while I darn this cock sock
Now that’s a plan!
Johnny Cash - Personal Jesus - www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3QDDlWmR9Q
Awesome song 👍 It’s regular here.
I love how Merle Haggard was in the audience while in prison and was inspired to walk the line and become a professional musician
Johnny Cash is someone who I admire very much. Such a very a good person.
and I have all his music too somewhere , I just forget to play it
will put some on 😊🎶🎵
His version of Rusty Cage is underrated.
RIP Man in Black
This is definitely a heater, bathrobe and doona on the couch evening.
I have my oodie on
This week has flown by. Been super busy at work. Miniest got accepted into her choice of secondary school! (Big yay). She’s also being allowed on her first school camp ever 😳Mr P got himself some new false teeth and now has to get used to them. Have been watching one of my personal favourite online communities (Imgur) become enshittified and have been looking for an alternative. There’s just nothing quite like it out there, and I had my little community there, but now everyone is scattering. Fuck you medialab ai.
Cheers all 🍺
We made it 🍻🍻🍻
You did 🍺🍺🍺
What a week, I’m exhausted. Well deserved frosty pint & burger before I head home.
I need skirt weights!
I’m so fucking buzzed off rehearsal last night!!!
Plus I got to play a real drum kit and yeah, the electronic one is great but the real one is fucking amazing.
Apparently I’m going to the gym today then that’s me. I have to go and re-setup all my gear from last night so joys of cabling here we go.
LOVE this for you, that’s so awesome!
Thank you! And the gym has paid off I’m getting rid of migraines! I used to play for 20 mins and have to stop.
Yesterday I played for 6 HOURS!!
Wild shit haha
Gym done.
Nap and lunch done.
Just have to re do the cabling (joy of joys lol) and the great zonk can begin.
Second interview this afternoon with the guy who didn’t like me too much the other day and the business HR leader. Then weeeeeeekend!
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Good luck!
my groceries are getting expensive, I notice there have been many price rises of 20-30%
from now on I’m printing out all receipts to keep track
tho looking at my pantry and fridge I am well stocked up , I could probably eat for 2-3 months and only buy some fresh fruit and veg
Rexona deoderant was almost 9 fucking dollars at Coles. Unreal.
That, Omo and dishwasher tablets are an on special purchase only.
That’s fucked… the Prince stuff at Aldi isn’t bad
I prepped a dozen dahl servings for 55c a serve the other day.
woolies on line used to have lists of your past shops with past prices, that way we could incidentally track prices, woolies stopped that, only current prices are listed
as I said, print outs are the only way
Olive oil prices have gone absolutely mad. I try to buy aussie made EVOO when I can anyway. Top quality and generally cheaper than the imported brands.
Buy these tins when the new season oil arrives, and they are moving older stock out of the warehouse - half price easily. And plenty good enough for everyday cooking and non-salad uses.
Just warning you all that Imgur front page is full of NSFW and boobs as a protest, in case you want to specifically avoid that kind of thing.
Made it down the beach last night. Ended up building the 'puter. No mishaps. Certainly the fastest thing I’ve ever used.
Ended up going w/ win 11 ltsc. So far so good. No bunch of useless shit on there straight out of the gates.
And it’s quiet even at load. Can hear the second hand of the clock in the other room when it’s idle lol.
Only hitting 50c after an hour of prime95 which is wild. Obviously didn’t bugger the thermal paste.
Now have to reinstall all the audio things which takes for ever.
Bewildered that the local pub was booked out at 6pm today. It may be a Friday but I thought it would be like most pubs where they’re dead that early on. Good thing I called ahead to confirm or we’d be turned away.
The kids came home from childcare the other day asking if they could go to the pub because they asked their nana what the building was. I thought we’d just be able to rock up but I guess not
I’m entirely ready for the weekend, but Friday keeps getting in the way
Last night, I woke up after only four hours of sleep, and then an hour later, dog started vomiting whole pieces of his food. Then I started to fall asleep, and had a nightmare that I was being held at gunpoint. Really great sleep. I have to give a presentation today. I think the lack of sleep was some kind of subconscious stress or the decaf English Breakfast tea I accidentally drank before bed.
8/10
I timed my lunch break just in time to get rained on
I am not out of the office yet but I have put my out of office on 🤫
Beep Beep 🚚
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time for some back rest
i dont wanna but I gotta
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Recruiter messaged me. The director wants to meet me next week!!!
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 days ago
That’s awesome. I’m glad things are moving so quickly for you now
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 days ago
🍻👍🍻👍☀️🍻☀️👍☀️🍻
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Go get that paper son.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 days ago
That’s awesome 😊🎶😊🎶
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Yayy!