Alamutjones
@Alamutjones@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎉 Thursday 1 January 2026 5 days ago:
Hello 2026
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐬 Sunday 28 December 2025 1 week ago:
I went down six flights of stairs to get to this party, and I’m having a lovely time
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐬 Sunday 28 December 2025 1 week ago:
The lifts in my building are both broken. Again.
I’ve got my six year old niece’s birthday party to get to, and no idea when I’ll be able to leave the house. For fuck’s sake
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐈 Saturday 27 December 2025 1 week ago:
Today’s going to be a very chill resetting day
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
When Christmas is too hot for a jumper, I also have an equally obnoxious button down shirt covered in candy canes
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
💯 🤘
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
Christmas was bountiful.
I have procured
- new coat
- several new shirts, jeans etc
- perfume
- tiny wee rechargeable blender and selection of protein shakes for fitness gainz
- enamel pin selection
- a ceramic wall hanging doodad that looks exactly like Chook
- a Lions club fruit cake 😁
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
Gyoza report?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
I love it
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
Jingle jumper is a go. I have…maybe three days a year when I can wear this stupid thing 🔔 🔔 🔔
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
Merry crisis everyone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
A deep fried elf?
What a tasty workplace accident
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎅 Thursday 25 December 2025 1 week ago:
Thank you Bacon Claus. Merry Christmas.
Got any mince pies?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
At my folks’ place. Next door’s teenage daughter just dropped off a plate of gingerbread men.
She’s a lovely kid, that one
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
Outstanding.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
Watching the market melt down this morning was glorious. My viewpoint from my apartment overlooks the fish market…it was like someone had kicked an ant’s nest
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
A hamper has arrived from work. I am now richer by
- 1 box cashew brittle
- 1 box assorted fancy chocolates with native flavours
- 1 block dark chocolate with finger lime
- 1 box milk chocolate hearts
- 1 pack salted caramel biscuits
- 1 pack jam drop biscuits with Davidson plum
- 3 fancy protein bars
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
I am happy to placate Santa Claws with mince pies if need be
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
I’m so organised this year, I don’t know what to do with myself
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
New coat, I’m not being eaten this year
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 24 December 2025 1 week ago:
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🛼 Monday 22 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
I’m going to bed. Night night
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🛼 Monday 22 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Also, as a personal touch, there’s a local composer called Elliot Lamb whose work I love.
I’ve known them for twenty years - went to school with them - and will suggest them to anyone who’ll listen. El is a brilliant trombone player
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🛼 Monday 22 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
For guitar, you’re definitely going to want Django Reinhardt. Totally unique technique, since he only really had one functional hand. If you ever see a photo of him, you’ll see it - the fingers on his left hand were so badly burned he couldn’t use most of them
Emily Remler is a personal favourite. Wes Montgomery. Gabor Szabo.
Piano…Art Tatum, Herbie Hancock and Dave Brubeck. PARTICULARLY for Brubeck, an album called Take Five. Duke Ellington was also personally a pianist, though he veers into big band sound more than the others I’ve named
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🛼 Monday 22 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Some questions first…
What have you tried that you’ve liked? Is there an instrument or sound you particularly want highlighted?
For example, if you’ve been enjoying jazz vocalists (Dinah Washington, I love you) then that’s quite different to sitting you down with the Miles Davis back catalog for maximum trumpet all the time. If you’re vibing with the classic Basie big band sound (1930s and early 40s) then I don’t want to send you looking 40 years later.
What’s your vibe so far?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🛼 Monday 22 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Build me a robot to pour my cereal?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🛼 Monday 22 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
I have so many jazz recommendations for you
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🛼 Monday 22 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Today I
- repot some plants
- wrap some presents
- clean Chook’s cage
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐝 Saturday 20 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been to t(e market and had a little nap
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐝 Saturday 20 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
What a lovely start to my break