Thornburywitch
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍎 Monday 13 July 2026 2 hours ago:
Crocodile burritos please chef.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎨 Thursday 9 July 2026 3 days ago:
BRING ME STONES!!! Bring me blood and bring me bones!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎨 Thursday 9 July 2026 3 days ago:
Still air, high moisture content, plus dust/particulate matter. We need a nice sea breeze to clear out the crap and let the sunshine in, yeah yeah.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎨 Thursday 9 July 2026 4 days ago:
Cockaleekie soup and a Forfar bridie please chef.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍎 Wednesday 8 July 2026 5 days ago:
Light lunch of pastries and salad with a glass of wine please chef.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍎 Wednesday 8 July 2026 5 days ago:
My bet is the latter. Always prefer stuff-up over conspiracy.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪗 Tuesday 7 July 2026 6 days ago:
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌟Tuesday 30 June 2026 1 week ago:
This leaves out the whole difficult question of treading on dog shit bags inadvertently. Some pop with explosive results, some just squirt sideways. Riding a bike over them also can have unpredictable results.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦭 Monday 29 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Not a lot of dollars (speaking personally), but plenty of cents.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦭 Monday 29 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Scones with jam & cream and a cup of tea please.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐈 Friday 26 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Eggs were there before packet was sealed. Aus standards for insect eggs/parts in foodstuffs are a total joke - some of the worst in the world. Only compensation is extra protein I guess.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐥 Thursday 25 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Hang on, isn’t invert sugar better known as Golden Syrup? Or Cockies’ Joy? Highly suitable for Pride Week imo.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐥 Thursday 25 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Audibly opened can of tuna/sardines with a sprinkling of catnip please.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍩 Wednesday 24 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Shoes are hard - any kind of glue has to be super flexible and waterproof etc. Take shoes to proper shoe mender is my advice. Then you can blame them if the soles fall off.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐢 Tuesday 23 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Absolutely true. But this lot are being deliberately trained to be like that.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐢 Tuesday 23 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
One family of my acquaintance has 4 boys (no girls), and the mum has had to be a root hog or die boy mum. Not entirely of her own choice I reckon - very traditional southern european family on both sides so a huge weight of expectations from EVERYONE of the previous generation to ‘keep our traditions’ no matter how toxic. The boys are turning out to be … a mixed bunch. At least one of them will probably be knifed before he graduates out of university - the others have much better manners but the same mindset. Not victims of the manosphere - these boys are being tutored by the preceding generation in how to be toxic arseholes. And they are proud of it and claim that this behaviour is needed to ‘succeed in life’. I pity anyone that marries any one of them - ahead of time.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐢 Tuesday 23 June 2026 2 weeks ago:
Cats.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍜 Monday 22 June 2026 3 weeks ago:
What a horrible surprise. All the feels. I agree with Eagle that its good that her last days were normal: at home and in her comfort zone, not vet visits and extra stress. Give Mr Woof an extra pat & hug from me.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍜 Monday 22 June 2026 3 weeks ago:
I reckon this is unKaos biting back at your subconscious.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥞 Friday 19 June 2026 3 weeks ago:
Intravenous coffee required STAT!
The grog will have to wait until I knock off.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥞 Friday 19 June 2026 3 weeks ago:
I have a mental block about typing the word ‘investment’ - this is really getting in my way at work rn. Took me 4 goes to get it right earlier today.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪿 Wednesday 17 June 2026 3 weeks ago:
Be sure to have sugar in some form as a topping on the pancakes. We need to keep our dentists employed and off the streets. There’s no telling what mischief they could get up to if left unoccupied.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 16 June 2026 3 weeks ago:
I think cats would have to add in a whisker per swear so to speak. Not having opposable thumbs would make it difficult to pick up a coin to put in.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥪 Monday 15 June 2026 3 weeks ago:
Hugs in plenty.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😀 Friday 12 June 2026 4 weeks ago:
🤣🚲
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😀 Friday 12 June 2026 4 weeks ago:
Thanks heaps!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😀 Friday 12 June 2026 4 weeks ago:
Gee, thanks!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😀 Friday 12 June 2026 4 weeks ago:
Oooh, choccy cake! Thanks!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😀 Friday 12 June 2026 4 weeks ago:
Thank you! It seems like all too many of them at this point.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😀 Friday 12 June 2026 4 weeks ago:
Thanks!