Thornburywitch
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫖 Friday 11 September 2026 2 days ago:
Well that was an experience I wasn’t expecting. The 48 tram from Spring St to the G was PACKED with people going to the game - which starts at 10 am???
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🌝 Tuesday 8 September 2026 5 days ago:
Sounds like fun, but will confirm a bit closer to the time.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦘 Thursday 3 September 2026 1 week ago:
I think the egg is on the far side of the plate - could be wrong though.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦘 Thursday 3 September 2026 1 week ago:
Hoppy birfday to you!
- Comment on Discussion Thread Wednesday 2 September 2026 1 week ago:
We are making good use of the surplus population of dream gremlins. Any suggestions for other suitable uses?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🏴☠️ Friday 28 August 2026 2 weeks ago:
Oops forgot to have breakfast. Bacon, could I please have a smorgasbord of seafood and some crusty bread to go with.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍕 Thursday 27 August 2026 2 weeks ago:
Not in any practical sense.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍕 Thursday 27 August 2026 2 weeks ago:
What? No Father’s Day merchandise? I feel cheated.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍕 Thursday 27 August 2026 2 weeks ago:
Tim was the third - the first was Mitch McConnell. Was an evil parasite and won’t be regretted.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐝 Tuesday 25 August 2026 2 weeks ago:
Is there anyone on the surface of this planet that actually likes and looks forward to going to the dentist? That leaps out the door going ‘This is the highlight of my week!’ With a five buck saver on those with severe toof pain of course.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤠 Thursday 20 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Sardines in catcrack sauce.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤠 Thursday 20 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
That’s a problem.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤠 Thursday 20 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
I think the appropriate memory hole would be the circular filing cabinet. Seriously, if your current policy/procedures are solid, this is just a reminder not to be stupid or careless. An exercise in ticking boxes to be sure, but when it matters it REALLY matters.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤠 Thursday 20 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Compliance with what?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤠 Thursday 20 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Is aspirin a possibility? Yes it’s a blood thinner, and can trigger gut issues, but it IS an effective painkiller. Not very fashionable atm though.
Paracetamol scares me - the gap between an effective dose and a dose that kills your kidneys is quite small. - Comment on Discussion Thread 🤠 Thursday 20 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Something similar happened to me many moons ago when I was a lot more flexible - only 1 dog (mine) though. He was most perplexed that I was using HIS door.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦊 Wednesday 19 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Eeep. Big rain coming. pic
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦊 Wednesday 19 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Dyson Powervac with racing saddle. My favorite halloween decoration.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 👽 Tuesday 18 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Burp
- Comment on Discussion Thread 👽 Tuesday 18 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Fondue with lots of sardines please.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐏 Monday 17 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Moisture hanging around in the air is conducive to mould and fungus growth. St Anthony’s Fire (ergotism) a distinct possibility.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐏 Monday 17 August 2026 3 weeks ago:
Ahem. We do not make good firewood. And there will be consequences that you will not like. I disapprove of laying curses in a general sense, but I will make exceptions when necessary.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦊 Thursday 13 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
Make your vote Count!
Actually his policies are measurable and quite do-able. I look forward to having him as part of the UK government. If a comedian can fight and pretty much win a war against the Russian Federation, then another should be able to manage being a local representative.
We as a nation should take notice of this phenomenon, as comedy/mockery is the one weapon a dictator simply cannot counter without adding to his/her problems.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Wednesday 12 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
Forgot to mention it earlier, but there’s some happy news. The first purple magnolias have started to bloom along Brunswick Street, and the pear trees outside St Pats Cathedral likewise. The Devil’s Candlestick outside the Houses of Parliament are also starting to bloom. Spring is just around the corner.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Wednesday 12 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
You know. The Melbourne Cup is on, or the Grand Final, so one’s offspring come home like swallows to their roost each summer, along with gfs, expecting free accommodation and food for 3 days. Then they depart, leaving a mountain of laundry behind and an empty freezer. I got jack of it. Happily, there’s a budget motel only one block away from my current location so they’ve got no excuse going forward. And lots of dining options on High St. Grump/rant over.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Wednesday 12 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
Make them pay. Including re-location expenses for the strays.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Wednesday 12 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
I fully agree. This is why I moved into a 2 bedroom unit when I downsized. One room for me (not negotiable) and one for whoever with a mattress on the floor. I don’t own a big enough couch for sleeping on (unless you are a cat). Funnily enough, my sons plus girlfriends of the day suddenly stopped treating my place as a sports hotel quite as often.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Wednesday 12 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
Family is sooo much easier to navigate with a door that can be shut when needed.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐱 Tuesday 11 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
If that doesn’t work, dye it blue. Same blouse, just a different colour.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐱 Tuesday 11 August 2026 4 weeks ago:
I have come to my census. Wasn’t hard at all.