Fake and gay ☕
Anon catches his wife
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
sparkle@lemm.ee 11 months ago
for once it actually is gay when you say that
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
This is why, as a straight dude, I wholeheartedly support everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. They’re people, just like everyone else, and I’m sure there’s some that are just terrible people, but on the whole, they’re just folks trying to find their happiness just like everyone else.
I consider myself an ally, and I’ll use any power I have to promote equality for everyone; whether that entails voting against people who would take their rights away, or try to silence them or whatever, speaking out against tyranny or judgemental asshats… It doesn’t matter.
IMO, we are people first. Your choice in name, pronouns, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc, are all secondary to the fact that you are a human person deserving of all the same rights and privileges afforded to everyone else.
My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.
While not so bad now that they’re legally allowed to marry, this joke was kinda cringey before then. “Sure you don’t have the right to marry who you love like most people do, but ‘wife bad’, amiright??”
Lobreeze@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think the joke is ‘spouse bad’
Youre the one who put a gender on it
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 11 months ago
Right cause only men complain about their spouses as a punchline.
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
wholeheartedly support everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. what about the lone gay? the pan-sexiled? the lesbianned from all nearby coffee-shops? Why do you only support the gays with social capital sufficient to be part of the communitiy?
echodot@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Yeah thanks for that incoherent comment. You really contributed to the discussion there, well done.
B0rax@feddit.de 11 months ago
What are you on about? From my understanding all the people you mentioned ARE considered part of that description
Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
“This is why” you say of a fake greentext.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I do not care how true or untrue this may be.
Upvote for wholesome.
Mango@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Except the cheating part.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
It’s obviously not a good thing but, in this particular case, it was the cheating promoting a very wholesome outcome.
The cheater got the boot. The cheated got ahead in life.
Game. Set. Match.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
“Let’s call her Elise” clear redditor giveaway.
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
You could say it’s over Für Elise
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No. You cannot say that.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
But he already did, whatcha gonna do now?
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
My family disowned me, my wife left me and I now live in a barrel. But it was all worth it. For this one moment.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lesbian friends are eternal
Isn’t that the new My Little Pony movie?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
They are still after me, generations have passed and those lesbian friends of my great great great great father do not how to quit
I tried stabbing, burning, decapitation, even slicing them up in little pieces using a blender. They always return
I do not know how much longer I can take it, this bloodline needs to end with me, it is the only way for the curse to end. The curse of the eternal lesbians
.* becomes gay .*
uis@lemm.ee 11 months ago
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t care whether this story is true or not but I can absolutely confirm that lesbian friends fucking rock
My friends have reciprocated every ounce of support I’ve given, have helped be to better myself, boosted my confidence, have given me perspectives on life and interpersonal interaction that I otherwise may have been blind to, and are generally wonderful to be around.
Sorry to rant just really love my friends and wanted to tell people they are missing out although of course your experience may vary
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I had a girlfriend in my 20s that used to hook up with other girls. For some reason I never considered that cheating and never cared. No idea why it never bothered me.
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Relationships are all different and unique. Something that’s cheating to you may not be to this relationship, or vice versa. I’m a proponent of open relationships, with good communication - if we discuss it and there’s no deception, it’s not cheating.
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Traditional relationship models are so weird.
Making up all these different definitions of “cheating” vs “emotional cheating” and distinguishing them from other instances of hurtfully not honoring agreements.
It’s just that: people have an agreement with each other and one of them expressed that it’s very important for them emotionally for the other to honor it. Then the other didn’t. That expectedly hurts.
Why is there a special word when the agreement is about sex?
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I totally hear you there. No problem with whatever people want to do. Everyone should be able to pursuit their happiness if it isn’t causing others harm or distress. Live and let live.
smokeymcpott@feddit.de 11 months ago
Maybe polyamory is something for you
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m in my early 40s with four kids now and that seems like way too much work lol. To be clear though, I definitely would have considered it cheating if she was with another dude. It was just with other women it wasn’t an issue at all for me.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My thoughts exactly. My wife loves being with other women, and we both like mff relationships, so we just got a girlfriend. Solves so many problems and makes raising a kid together so much easier with an extra set of hands. Makes the various medical issues between all of us easier to deal with.
uis@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Way to break serial monogamy cycle
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Even in cases where it ends a relationship, there’s something slightly less bad about a partner cheating on you with a gender different than your own. “What do they have that I don’t have?? Oh, right, boobs/a dick.”
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah that probably has a lot to do with it now that you mention it.
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Should it bother you? Was yoru girlfriend being dishonest to you, or mistreating you? In the end, if you’re fine with it, then its fine.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’ve seen more often than not (like this post) that other guys are uncomfortable and consider their girlfriend with another girl a deal breaker. To me it makes no sense.
My girlfriend never really talked to me about it, just kinda found out or she might mention something here or there. Didn’t really matter.
This was also back in the day - raves, bars, drinking, drugs, sex. The good old days lol.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
It’s never bothered me as a concept either, though I’ve never had it tested. I figure it’s just a inbuilt bias or underlying thought pattern that has been built in from an early age. Not the best honestly, but not really a battle worth prioritising either.
suction@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If my spouse was on 4chan, yeah I’d too do everything to destroy them forever
Mango@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s the gold star?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
(Never been physical with any non-lesbians.)[en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_star_(slang)]
Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
Fake but people will upvote anything that creates propaganda for their preferred narrative 🙄. No critical thinking.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
And what the kind of “propaganda” is this creating, exactly? Do you even know what that word means?
Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
Of course the feminazis come crawling out of the woodwork as soon as their sensibilities are ruffled 🙄. Yes this greentext is fake, get over it and touch some grass.
You’re over here (attempting, and a poor one at that) to spread even more propaganda about ✨ the benefits of lesbian friends ✨. Or whatever Barney Looney Tunes bs you can conjure up and try to spin into a coherent babble.
Imagine this: treating people as equals and not putting groups on pedestals. If you even have the brain power to do that, I’m not convinced.
nutsack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
details are bizarre and unlikely. thanks for posting this useless garbage
sparkle@lemm.ee 11 months ago
lol what are you saying he should’ve murdered his wife or something?
nutsack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
no he should just let her have a thing
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And then everybody clapped
Voyajer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext
borth@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That sounds fun. How hard could it be?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know
Evotech@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Anon has a wife
Red flag right there
frezik@midwest.social 11 months ago
There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No.
Everyone had clap.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
whats a clap and how do i get one?
kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Nah there’s a grain of truth to this. If you don’t have lesbians in your social circle, you’re fucking stupid and missing out big
Technus@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Now taking applications for lesbian friends.