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Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?

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• QuantumStorm@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and the deposit it in the toilet.

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  • blueduck@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Foreskins 🥰

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh my!

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This one hasn’t heard of the cum box

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  • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or the jar…

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or the sourdough starter…

      Wait what-

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    • TaTTe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What about the coconut?

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Cumconut?

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      • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or the pumpkin! 🎃

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh god no.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.

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    • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There was also a coconut…

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      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Don’t start up with your coconut shit again.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      😏💦

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What grit are we talking about? 🤔

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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      5

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can’t go wrong with any grit really.

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Meat crayon now has another meaning…

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The “road rash” is sublime

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• quantumcrop@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This sounds fake and gay. Real men wear their cum with pride, pulling crusty socks up to ankles and knees.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh god, the shoebox. I have trauma.

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• kestrel7_7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use, it’s not gross and it’s more environmentally friendly.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What stopped him?

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    • Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nothing. He succeeded and managed to slit his own throat.

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      • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That would make for a good Mythbusters episode.

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• restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why not wank into a flannel?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fine, if you’re washing it after.

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