Comment on Your teenager AND your husband

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That bowl was a little big for me, I’ll just drain the milk back into the jug and put these soggy bits back in the box.

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  • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    y’know, the kids in africa and all

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought the rock stars fixed that ages ago.

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      • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That money went nowhere near any kids with flies in their eyes. The government got their cut though, and then used food as a weapon, literally as bait to capture rebels who were then abused

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kids in Africa also don’t like soggy cereal?

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  • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you use a funnel to pour the cereal into the jug, you can have a swig of soggy bits on demand!

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve seen a few people attempt to open a “cereal milk” restaurant, where you can order CocoPuff milk, Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk, Fruity Pebbles milk, etc.

      The few I’ve seen have flamed out pretty fast, which is predictable for an idea that was obviously cooked up by a couple of rich college kids while passing the bong, and then convincing their wealthy fathers into coughing up the starting costs.

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      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Youve seen this more than once? wut? same or different cities?

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• breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ooh, I like that, “hyperpalatable”.

    “Egregious” is also good, but I knew that one.

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Read: Dessert marketed as breakfast

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So, like pancakes? Or jam on toast?

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• alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Until one day, when you’re eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you’re eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can’t even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The ocean is a soup.

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A primordial soup.

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who is out there saying soup had to be vegetarian, or that croutons make soup not soup? Half of the chart is a waste of potential controversy

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        where are you reading croutons?

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?

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      • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That would be ramen Alfredo, so you’re not quite a soup anarchist, but that’s probably for the best.

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  • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Ugh I hate clam chowder. Its just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons.”

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He definitely says “show-dieeeer”

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        neh-vier!

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  • curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or embrace savory cereal and put cheese, sour cream and hot sauce into oatmeal. Trust me.

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    • alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Never speak to me or my son ever again.

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That only happens if you reverse your arbitrary categorisations and let them dictate your feelings about things, instead of realising that categorisations are a) arbitrary and b) can be refined.

    Cereal has to, at least, involve a cereal like rice or oats or whatever as the main ingredient.

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    • alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You mean, like… Corn?!?!

      Vegetable soup (with corn) has entered the chat

      And my point stands.

      Also, you and your strict interpretation of ‘cereal’ have room to talk right after lecturing me about arbitrary categorizations… Sounds like someone needs to take their own advice, eh? 😋🙃

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      • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hmm I like the cut of your gib

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• Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s the best when you’re baked too. It really helps with the dry mouth

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  homercerealfire.gif

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• suodrazah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I usually eat it dry with a glass of oat milk on the side.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Excuse me, you can pour crack and pop rocks into a bowl.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Depends which cereal we’re talkjng about. I’ve watching those ‘lets make lucky charms / something with chocolate’ videos and they’re basically making a complicated soup, solidifying it, and cutting it up into tiny pieces, just to make a basic soup of milk afterwards.

  The weirdest thing to me was realising zalot of cereals already contain milk. Actual liquid milk, that is, baked in.

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