suodrazah

@suodrazah@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get Back!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heard joke twice: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

  Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”

  Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Pagliacci.”

  Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.

  Curtains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it's necessary to ask the question...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By that logic, why wash it off at all? Why do anything?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sets up a prank at school⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I changed a bunch of school computers BIOS splash screen to goatse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨South Afruleca⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shifted one column to the left.

• Potash is foreverlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry I smoke shitloads of weed too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But I hold the glass… goddamn your comment is confusing. Something about funnels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You water your vodka down??? Psychopath.

• Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusting money driven mindset⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Linkedin is full blow AIDS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never believe the hype.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he only worked the Wednesday afternoon shift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come no true use for recent AI developments has been found yet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just a stupid probability bucket. The term AI shits me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is Reddit doing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Reddit, delete that shit and hope for Spez to get AIDS and cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there are worse hills to die on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Francium has been one of my favourite elements since before I was a teenager, I’m 35 and this hasn’t changed…this person needs to learn to have fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biden Plans Speech Casting Election as a Fight for Democracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is democracy two parties?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Here, use this plastic bag instead.