Mom really had to make that $4.75/hour stretch.
I’m sure top will look cringe (or whatever the new word for it will be) in 20 years.
Bowl cut gang, rise up.
Submitted 11 months ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You act like that doesn’t look like shit now lol
IndefiniteBen@leminal.space 11 months ago
Are you implying that bowl cuts weren’t cringe 20 years ago? The top will at least be in style when they are wearing it.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Um. Bowl cuts are in style NOW. Have you not seen those 20-something TikTok guys who are so sure they’re the most attractive person in the world? Bowl cuts.
And bowl cuts weren’t cringe in the 90s. Hence why we all had them. It was an accepted style of the time, and because the most horrible styles of the 90s are suddenly on trend again, they’re not cringe now—according to general consensus and fashion. It’s all relative. You or I can look back at our bowl cuts and think they look terrible, but they didn’t have the same context when they were on our heads back then. And they don’t for the people who got that haircut now.
Crow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It already is cringe on a kid.
norbert@kbin.social 11 months ago
It's cringe on an adult too.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s already cringe m8
NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I’m putting it out there now, cringe will continue to evolve and the feeling will get elaborated and exaggerated until the new version of cringe will basically be imploding into yourself like a black hole or being spaghettified.
YoorWeb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Plopp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What do we call that one?
Bonehead@kbin.social 11 months ago
Bowl cut? No...mushroom cut...
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The medical term is “circumcised”
havokdj@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dickhead
thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Season 1 AJ Soprano. That kid couldn’t have looked more like a circumcized penis if you put a hole in the top of his head and cut his arms off.
teejay@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Folks in this thread be like “Both haircuts are trash.”
ITT: Both haircuts are trash
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah you see I made an image in which you are ugly therefore my opinion is clearly correct 🤓
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Found the guy with one of these haircuts
meliaesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh, that takes me back…
dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Hair cut AND face paint. Half that kids hair is drawn on.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Easier and more hygienic, bald kids with paint and a wig.
Sounds like something from the Mycogen district (foundation series).
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No kid needs a haircut like the lower one unless they’re modeling for something. Pretty good chance the kid and/or parents are self-entitled douchenozzles. The upper shroomcut kid gets a pass, can’t take that seriously.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Both are ugly
Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The top one took the time to look good, the bottom one just needed to get rid of hair.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
to look good? If you think haircuts drawn by a sharpie look good, then ok.
linuxPIPEpower@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
that kid looks cool as fuck
Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It looks good. Your comment is way too toxic considering we’re talking about a child’s haircut.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Both are fucked.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Came to say this. Fucking 8yo looking like the least talented member of a boy band…
Damage@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
More like a Tunisian immigrant who sells weed
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Sorry but both looks dogshit
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 11 months ago
Luckily for you it’s popular now to have bowl cuts nowadays. Too many teens doing that where I live
netburnr@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We call them Edgar’s here, its a bunch of low 20 something Hispanic dudes, and they all drag race Silverados on the street.
Old_Dude@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As a Mexican, I’d like to proclaim that Edgar cuts are damn ugly.
jadedwench@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As a women I don’t get much say in it, but we could never afford haircuts growing up so dad and I cut each other’s hair, but I wasn’t given much choice. The top one looks like someone tried to make a little kid into an adult, but on the other hand, if he wanted it that way, why judge? Especially if it helps their self esteem.
I am a huge proponent of letting kids choose their own style and express themselves, even if we think it looks bad. I knew a lot of kids growing up with bowl cuts, snazzy buzz cuts, and just generic “insert male haircut here”. It is just hair. It grows back. There is always going to be a little extra to unpack once you get their peers involved, but that is another lesson entirely (body image, unhealthy expectations, etc).
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Widows Peak lineups look dumb as fuck and I’ll die on his hill.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Top one looks like it’s from a Turkish barbers, but they photoshopped a kids face onto it because nobody would believe that Ronaldo had been there.
GluWu@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’ve seen a lot of young kids with bowl cuts, mullets, like whatever the goofiest 80-90s hair cuts. They dig that shit, it’s rad.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
My mom forced buzz cuts on me.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I remember getting a buzz cut when I was 8 or 9 in the 80s and thinking I looked so rad.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You could’ve teamed up with the kid with the bowl cut to have 2/3 of the Three Stooges.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
One of the things I like about the younger generation is they brought back the mullet, updated it, and it actually looks pretty damn cool.
Jarix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And wanted to distract from how ugly her kid was? Pro move mom
lightrush@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
It never was “bowl cut.”
zwaetschgeraeuber@lemmy.world 11 months ago
tbf both look bad
kool_newt@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ya huh? We’ve evolved from dork to douche?