thecrotch
@thecrotch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Well... civilization's had a good run. 10 months ago:
I thought it was illegal to dress up like a cop
- Comment on 'We have no rights.' Frustrated with California wage laws, Moonstone Bistro in Redding cuts lunch service 10 months ago:
“No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country.” -FDR
If you want to use a quote to make a point about equalitariansm maybe don’t pick one from a guy who threw 200,000 Americans into concentration camps
- Comment on Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner 10 months ago:
Supporting your children well into adulthood and solving mental issues you’re not qualified to address is a parents job?
- Comment on Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner 10 months ago:
they aren’t making these jokes for anyone’s benefit but their own
I agree. I feel they’re venting their frustration with a position that anon put them in.
- Comment on Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"... 10 months ago:
Your neighbor is on an older router that does 2.4ghz, lower frequencies penetrate walls better
- Comment on Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner 10 months ago:
I’m not strawmanning, the OPs screenshot mentions specifically that they were criticizing him for buying NFTs and not having a job
- Comment on Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner 10 months ago:
Who says it’s tough love? These are human beings, and they’ve been put in a really frustrating position. Denigrating someone who buys nfts is an appropriate response. Especially if they did it with your money.
- Comment on This fucking scourge, when you own a business. Even if it's the top result in a search in your area 10 months ago:
It’s possible. Rough estimate about 226 million people have Nigerian grandmas.
- Comment on Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner 10 months ago:
If he believes it’s his parents job to fix him that’s about 75% of the problem right there
- Comment on You can only pick one 10 months ago:
If that’s your thing there’s companies that will let you pay a few bucks to take a super car around the track
- Comment on Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner 10 months ago:
Agreed. It sounds like this is a family dinner at home, though. Anons family already know he’s a loser.
- Comment on Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner 10 months ago:
If I’m going to work every day to support your fat lazy adult ass while you blow money on jpgs of monkeys I’m within my rights to bust your balls about it and you’re lucky I haven’t thrown you out and turned your basement into a home gym
- Comment on Can't play an EA game via geforce now 10 months ago:
I don’t necessarily agree with the guy you’re arguing with, but are you really claiming you not only have to play games, you have to play a particular game? That is the most neckbeardy thing I’ve ever heard. Forget touching grass, touch better priorities.
- Comment on Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus 10 months ago:
Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?
- Comment on Reviews for "Leave The World Behind" being brigaded with copy/paste negative reviews - presumably because it was produced by the Obamas. 10 months ago:
That’s a pretty huge leap from “Obama is a garbage human being and doesn’t deserve our support”
- Comment on Reviews for "Leave The World Behind" being brigaded with copy/paste negative reviews - presumably because it was produced by the Obamas. 10 months ago:
I think it’s ok to dislike people who murder thousands of civilians.
- Comment on Reviews for "Leave The World Behind" being brigaded with copy/paste negative reviews - presumably because it was produced by the Obamas. 10 months ago:
Can’t understand why. He’s a terrible person. He’s just Bush’s bloodlust dressed up in a more charismatic package.
- Comment on Reviews for "Leave The World Behind" being brigaded with copy/paste negative reviews - presumably because it was produced by the Obamas. 10 months ago:
And that excuses him bombing a doctor’s without borders hospital?
- Comment on Reviews for "Leave The World Behind" being brigaded with copy/paste negative reviews - presumably because it was produced by the Obamas. 10 months ago:
Obama’s a terrible person who killed tens of thousands of civilians, we should be boycotting any new project he’s involved with. The man ought to be tried for war crimes.
- Comment on Bowl cut gang, rise up. 11 months ago:
Season 1 AJ Soprano. That kid couldn’t have looked more like a circumcized penis if you put a hole in the top of his head and cut his arms off.
- Comment on This page in my kid’s book from school to learn how to read. 11 months ago:
JFK to LAX
- Comment on This page in my kid’s book from school to learn how to read. 11 months ago:
Americans invented it, Americans get to name it
- Comment on This page in my kid’s book from school to learn how to read. 11 months ago:
Because we speak a very stupid language that has words that are pronounced the same but spelled different
- Comment on inches plus coins equals metric system 11 months ago:
3/8 is 6/16. 7/16 is bigger. That’s like 3rd grade math.
- Comment on I switched it off for a reason! 11 months ago:
If I want to rate an app, I’ll look under feedback in the help menu.
When apps do this I rate them 1 and leave a note explaining why
- Comment on 2014: Barack Obama Tan Suit Scandal (biggest scandal of two presidential terms) 1 year ago:
Is that our metric? If we slaughter slightly fewer civilians than Russia we’re the good guys by default?
- Comment on 2014: Barack Obama Tan Suit Scandal (biggest scandal of two presidential terms) 1 year ago:
“Targeted” strikes that blew up schools, weddings, and a doctor’s without borders hospital
- Comment on 2014: Barack Obama Tan Suit Scandal (biggest scandal of two presidential terms) 1 year ago:
and a doctor’s without borders hospital. You know you’re a piece of shit when one of the most altruistic organizations that’s ever existed calls you a war criminal
- Comment on Two distinct eras of television 1 year ago:
someone’s soapbox
That’s been Lisa Simpson since like season 3
- Comment on Two distinct eras of television 1 year ago:
The picture.on those things was horrible compared to Carts, I don’t understand why anyone bought one. Must have tapped into that American attitude of “bigger is better even if it’s shit”. Same reason we keep Texas around.
