That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one
Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus
Submitted 10 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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thefluffiest@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
From Jesuis perspective, it’s le French.
isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean… it’s kinda both when you look at it 👀
TheJims@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ohhh now it makes perfect sense
effward@lemmy.world 10 months ago
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well that’s fucking glorious.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Also he steals her child
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Damn the Bible really is brutal
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!
Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!
DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 10 months ago
I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
Senshi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Firemen? That’s probably related…
superbirra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
JE SUIS JESUS
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Je sus
superbirra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
american canadian
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 10 months ago
Je suce ma bite.
superbirra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
canadian american
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
could be worse like making you american
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Only the fallen one can work such evils.
Augustiner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Beat me to it
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Jesus turning the girls gay.
ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he’s absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af
OpenStars@kbin.social 10 months ago
"Midnight Mass" on Netflix, I'm just saying...
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s sucking the French outta them
ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks
cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.
manucode@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Looks more Dutch than French to me.
berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Being not French maybe?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Je suis un ananas.
Elderos@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ooh La La!
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 10 months ago
France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?
BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
…le wot?
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 10 months ago
Le goat
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 10 months ago
Fr*nch 🤢
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
No worse fate.
kariboka@bolha.forum 9 months ago
Jesus is holding baby jesus
ThorAlex@infosec.pub 9 months ago
I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall…?
harmsy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I mean why do you think she’s crying?
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is the baby France?
GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 10 months ago
It's super effective!
thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?
Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 months ago
From thier harts, man, come on😁
thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Nothing hurts more than the “Jesus cares” stare.