platypus_plumba
@platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
- Comment on Humanity making progress like it always does 5 months ago:
Don’t worry guys, the billionaires already built their bunkers and their space ships! Just as planned.
- Comment on Humanity making progress like it always does 5 months ago:
I was thinking the other day that we no longer see bugs around the house I grew up in. When I was a kid my house was always full of bugs, we live next to a protected natural area, so it was impossible to keep them out. Anyways, I’ve always loved bugs so they were welcome. I moved out and whenever I go there are no animals to be seen. I can’t even hear birds or see iguanas walking around. It’s so disturbing.
- Comment on Ant smell 5 months ago:
I can smell them like at a 1m distance. They smell bad. The first time I realized what they smell like, I took a bite of a muffin and it had ants. I tasted the muffin and another bad flavor so I looked and it had ants. From that moment I could smell them, not because I couldn’t smell them before but because now I knew what they smelled like.
- Comment on Curation services 5 months ago:
I’d pay $30 and invite friends to watch this happen
- Comment on Pdf partee 6 months ago:
yeha, piracy isn’t buying things. You keep bringing up that ultra specific scenario, again using a specific scenario to defend something more general. Do you think piracy is about buying things and then sharing? No. It is about buying something once and distributing it massively to millions of people. And for some it is about just downloading something for free, even if they don’t know who shared it with them.
- Comment on Pdf partee 6 months ago:
You’re delusional man. Creating information costs a lot of money. Do you think it takes the same amount of investment to create a 10gb file of random bytes as a 10gb file that contains a movie with actors?
Imagine if only a single person had to buy your movie in order for everyone to watch it. Wherevs the logic in that?
The only reason why the industry is surviving is because most people understand that they need to pay for the entertainment they consume. So yeha, paying customers are actually the only reason you get to pirate movies, because if everyone had your same mindset, the industry would be dead.
- Comment on Two chemists walk into a bar 6 months ago:
If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:
I’ll have H2O.
I’ll have H2O… also.
The water was very refreshing.
- Comment on Pdf partee 6 months ago:
They never hacked your computer, you agreed to everything. So what’s the problem then? It’s just a file that can be shared.
- Comment on Pdf partee 6 months ago:
Well, they just saw a file in your phone and were like “it’s a file, so this isn’t stealing because we’re duplicating the information”.
- Comment on pick your side 6 months ago:
Black - biology? What the fuck is wrong with you.
- Comment on Pdf partee 6 months ago:
He’s clearly talking about piracy in general. The point being that just because something is a file, it doesn’t mean it isn’t intellectual property.
- Comment on Pdf partee 6 months ago:
So you don’t mind when companies share files with your data?
- Comment on [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism? 6 months ago:
Ah yeha, agreed. If they get physical, fuck that. I’m sure that’s just like 1% or less of vegans. We can’t judge a whole group for the actions of a few.
- Comment on [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism? 6 months ago:
I do think they are annoying but a necessary type of annoying that will help humanity progress. The same type of annoying as people who claimed women had rights and African Americans were not inferior.
Humans treat this planet like shit, we have zero respect for living beings and the ecosystems. Anyone who gets angry if someone calls them out for supporting animal abuse is just immature and selfish. Like they’ll just deny they are doing something wrong.
I’ll probably never stop eating meat until stuff like Beyond Meat becomes mainstream. But I won’t pretend I’m not a straight up asshole to these animals for supporting their torture and murder.
- Comment on hawt 6 months ago:
Alabama Primes
- Comment on Messy girl's desk 9 months ago:
I like the cum tissue bag, it gives the room that zaz.
- Comment on Why does this even exist? 9 months ago:
Why would shit hit the floor? Do you poop downwards? Fucking weirdo.
- Comment on Take a look. 9 months ago:
That’s one fucking ugly person.
- Comment on NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO, DON'T!!! 9 months ago:
I’m a sick piece of shit but even this is too much for me.
- Comment on Plan Bee 10 months ago:
it wo|is!!
- Comment on Anon notices what they've taken from us 10 months ago:
Honestly, none of those things make sense now besides the battery. For the jack, use the USB-C port instead. Batteries charge so quickly that the jack is no longer a concern. Plug that phone 15m and you can listen to music for 4 hours.
- Comment on That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW! 10 months ago:
Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 10 months ago:
Oh wow. Did you know this or did you ask an AI?
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 10 months ago:
What is this art style, it is so creepy. I love it.
- Comment on Anon compares himself to his brother 10 months ago:
Yeha, it’s probably his personality if he’s doing everything else right
- Comment on N-no... you can't do this to me... 10 months ago:
#NoWitnesses
- Comment on Kinda wanna try this now 10 months ago:
This one is even worse
- Comment on As if the tip actually goes to the dashers. 10 months ago:
You’re right, this isn’t a tip, this is just paying for the quality of the service.
- Comment on Anon watches Breaking Bad 10 months ago:
Well, Aaron Paul keeps getting hotter the more he smokes. I think we have a case of false advertisement in our hands guys.
- Comment on I'm not picky... 10 months ago:
You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there’s enough space for yours.