“Stemfag” term might be a start.
Anon compares himself to his brother
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RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Zardoz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Came here to say this exact thing. Crazy to me how people can use weird ass terms like this and not understand why people are put off
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What even funnier to me is how people think this is how he would talk irl.
Just like people jumping on someone for saying something like “bitches be trippin”
“MaYbE iF yOu DiDnT rEfEr To ThEm As BiTcHeS”
Like bruh yeah I’m really out here only using bitch to refer to women
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Lad in my class was trying to get a girl and was talking about how “that bitch still hasn’t replied to my message”, and I was thinking that no wonder he couldn’t get a girlfriend if that was his attitude. To top it off, she actually did reply several days ago 😂
Same guy also cheated on his previous girlfriend
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why can’t Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5’11 120 lbs? What the heck is that
PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand
Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The stone isn’t since it’s not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.
Since, yknow, metric makes sense.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s funny, you try and be intentionally obtuse with the nano units, except doing it in metric doesn’t work since “1.8” is still there.
thedarkfly@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Thanks, the nm were useful
Illecors@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
That would be five minutes to eleven one hundred irritable bowl syndromes. You’re welcome
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tysm!
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll help explain:
5’11 is like 9’11 and describes the sidereal period when he was born.
The lbs in 120 lbs is for Likable Behavior Scale units. He’s just saying his brother scored very high and is very likable.
matthewmercury@reddthat.com 1 year ago
The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.
maynarkh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For you guys, he’s about 5.11 liters tall.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 year ago
Pretty sure you should blame the British.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Blame the British, both for inventing the system and for being so insufferable that we refused to change to metric along with them
rambaroo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s too late for us, once the end comes and we’ve split into multiple countries we’ll finally have the opportunity for genuine reform
moon@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Because it makes other countries mad using our freedom units
FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
5’11" = 180cm
120lbs = 54.4Kg
For all those who prefer normal measurements lol
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s 180cm
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One of the best advice how to get a girlfriend comes strangely from Gravity Falls:
“…Listen to me, kid. When it comes to girls always be confident. And be funny, but not too funny. And be kinda annoying, but in a lovable way.”
At least that sums up how I got my GF, now Fiancé.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And my
axewife!pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Why not too funny and annoying?
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 1 year ago
You want to be charming and a bit of a tease (the annoying part). So make the occasional dad joke, make funny observations and tease her a little bit but not in an insulting way. But don’t go full stand up comedian and spill out your inner clown or Bill Burr, most women aren’t attracted to that at all.
Damage@feddit.it 1 year ago
Funny, not a clown, you want to appear confident.
Annoying I wouldn’t know why, but I guess it could help appearing more natural.
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
[deleted]starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The problem with finding women that are into manchildren who stay in their basement all day is that you have to leave the basement
moon@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Not to mention that there is all the desperate cheeto finger dudes also looking for that single autistic girl who’s into their anime figurine collection
arin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can be a popular streamer in the basement and she can be a fan
pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are you a paid Antifa by George Soros?
GluWu@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I feel so fucking old when my birth year starts with 19.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Even older when the next digit isn’t a 9.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sir, I am going to have to ask you to get off of my lawn.
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Some day people will change the term millenial to mean people born in the previous millenium
moon@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
If you’re on 4chan, then your personality is immediately a problem. Especially writing green texts and ending things with -fag and considering yourself an adult.
arin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Anon drinking too much Andrew Tate cum
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeha, it’s probably his personality if he’s doing everything else right
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The trick is not being the kind of person that posts on 4chan in the first place, especially with pepes and “fag” terms.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Abel better watch out!
don@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What are you doing wrong? Well, we can certainly rule out the website you’re frequently on.
mriormro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If your personality’s garbage, no woman is going to want to be with you.
rambaroo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah I’m sure calling science students “stemfags” and generally acting like a 4chan dickwad is super attractive to the ladies
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yeah I eat like shit and have no money but I try to be a decent person so I’m in a 9 year relationship.