Two chemists walk into a bar

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• fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Perhaps it’s the hangover but… huh? I don’t get it. Please help. Kind regards.

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  • BennyInc@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He expected an „I’ll have H2O, too“

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  • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    H²O² is poisonous

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lemmy supports subscript! H~2~O~2~ displays as H~2~O~2~.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hydrogen peroxide, right?

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  • AEsheron@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The setup is the same as another joke, where the second person asks for H2O too, and get served poison.

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Need a moment to look through the tap menu

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  • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People who don’t drink alcohol?

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    • user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.

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  • SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teenager me used to do that ALL the time.

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    • Ebber@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When I get drunk enough I switch to water for at least some time.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.

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• BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read “chemists” as “chekists”. Too much .ml for me

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aren’t those the guys who feed beers to their tattoos?

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Little Johnny was a boy, but now he is no more; what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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• platypus_plumba@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:

  I’ll have H2O.

  I’ll have H2O… also.

  The water was very refreshing.

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• Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why do Catholics kneel when they pray?

  Because there’s no syn elimination in the chair confirmation.

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