Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?
Two chemists walk into a bar
Submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz
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user1234@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Need a moment to look through the tap menu
Trollception@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
People who don’t drink alcohol?
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Then you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Teenager me used to do that ALL the time.
Ebber@lemmings.world 7 months ago
When I get drunk enough I switch to water for at least some time.
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.
BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 7 months ago
I read “chemists” as “chekists”. Too much .ml for me
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Aren’t those the guys who feed beers to their tattoos?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Little Johnny was a boy, but now he is no more; what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:
I’ll have H2O.
I’ll have H2O… also.
The water was very refreshing.
Telodzrum@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why do Catholics kneel when they pray?
Because there’s no syn elimination in the chair confirmation.
fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Perhaps it’s the hangover but… huh? I don’t get it. Please help. Kind regards.
BennyInc@feddit.de 7 months ago
He expected an „I’ll have H2O, too“
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de 7 months ago
H²O² is poisonous
Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Lemmy supports subscript!
H~2~O~2~displays as H~2~O~2~.Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Hydrogen peroxide, right?
AEsheron@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The setup is the same as another joke, where the second person asks for H2O too, and get served poison.