#PretendIDidintSeeItAndWalkAway
N-no... you can't do this to me...
Submitted 10 months ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to memes@sopuli.xyz
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DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 10 months ago
#NoWitnesses
xantoxis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unfortunately the witnesses ALSO want to make social demands of you when they see you doing nothing to save those people, so there’s no winning here
UserMeNever@feddit.nl 10 months ago
more rope?
DarylDutch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“I’m sorry I thought the lever would kill you all.” Done
Poggervania@kbin.social 10 months ago
Can I stop the trolley Omniman-style?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Oof. This is a hard one.
nao@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
you can refuse to shake hands and do smalltalk and they would still be thankful
PugJesus@kbin.social 10 months ago
you can refuse
I'm sorry, my ingrained urge to be polite is greater than my urge to avoid human contact, which, in turn, is greater than my urge to live.
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So pull the lever and throw yourself on the wheels before they stop?
rtxn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re not going far enough. Those tracks are embedded in the road surface, there is nothing physically holding them in place. Kick them in the ribs and tell them to get the fuck up and stop interrupting the tram service.
CJOtheReal@ani.social 10 months ago
Refusing would also be talking to someone…
CJOtheReal@ani.social 10 months ago
I mean… It would increase the CO2 amount i was indirectly responsible for. There is no logical reason to rescue them all. Only “emotional” reasons.
kakes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Refusing to look at any effect except climate effects doesn’t sound very “logical” to me.
CJOtheReal@ani.social 10 months ago
Its also more resource efficient in general… Tell me the downsides of non interference in this situation.
rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
and how much co2 does the trolley use, exactly?
perhaps one of these ppl will blow up a coal factory in the future and offset all of their emissions massively.
also, why do u care so much for their co2 emissions if life has only “emotional” importance to u?
OpenStars@discuss.online 10 months ago
Question: would their souls haunt you for the rest of your days if you did not? :-P
CJOtheReal@ani.social 10 months ago
Nah. Im not the one that tied them there.
shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Smalltalk!? Let nature take its course
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
There was a plane that crashed because the pilot sitting in the leading chair kept holding the plane in a stall as he was frozen in fear.
Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sorry, nothing I can do about the situation. I’m just going to go over here now.
atocci@kbin.social 10 months ago
Need more Bocchiposting
fastandcurious@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She’d glitch out of reality if the posts get more than 10upvotes
swab148@startrek.website 10 months ago
That’s why I upvoted
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
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atocci@kbin.social 10 months ago
Astounding