#PretendIDidintSeeItAndWalkAway
N-no... you can't do this to me...
Submitted 9 months ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to memes@sopuli.xyz
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DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 9 months ago
#NoWitnesses
xantoxis@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Unfortunately the witnesses ALSO want to make social demands of you when they see you doing nothing to save those people, so there’s no winning here
UserMeNever@feddit.nl 9 months ago
more rope?
DarylDutch@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“I’m sorry I thought the lever would kill you all.” Done
Poggervania@kbin.social 9 months ago
Can I stop the trolley Omniman-style?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Oof. This is a hard one.
nao@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
you can refuse to shake hands and do smalltalk and they would still be thankful
PugJesus@kbin.social 9 months ago
you can refuse
I'm sorry, my ingrained urge to be polite is greater than my urge to avoid human contact, which, in turn, is greater than my urge to live.
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So pull the lever and throw yourself on the wheels before they stop?
rtxn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You’re not going far enough. Those tracks are embedded in the road surface, there is nothing physically holding them in place. Kick them in the ribs and tell them to get the fuck up and stop interrupting the tram service.
CJOtheReal@ani.social 9 months ago
Refusing would also be talking to someone…
CJOtheReal@ani.social 9 months ago
I mean… It would increase the CO2 amount i was indirectly responsible for. There is no logical reason to rescue them all. Only “emotional” reasons.
kakes@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Refusing to look at any effect except climate effects doesn’t sound very “logical” to me.
CJOtheReal@ani.social 9 months ago
Its also more resource efficient in general… Tell me the downsides of non interference in this situation.
rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
and how much co2 does the trolley use, exactly?
perhaps one of these ppl will blow up a coal factory in the future and offset all of their emissions massively.
also, why do u care so much for their co2 emissions if life has only “emotional” importance to u?
OpenStars@discuss.online 9 months ago
Question: would their souls haunt you for the rest of your days if you did not? :-P
CJOtheReal@ani.social 9 months ago
Nah. Im not the one that tied them there.
shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 9 months ago
Smalltalk!? Let nature take its course
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
There was a plane that crashed because the pilot sitting in the leading chair kept holding the plane in a stall as he was frozen in fear.
Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sorry, nothing I can do about the situation. I’m just going to go over here now.
atocci@kbin.social 9 months ago
Need more Bocchiposting
fastandcurious@lemmy.world 9 months ago
She’d glitch out of reality if the posts get more than 10upvotes
swab148@startrek.website 9 months ago
That’s why I upvoted
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
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atocci@kbin.social 9 months ago
Astounding