“Aryan goddess”
Anon comes up with a dating strategy
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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velma@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
velma@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Whew my goodness!! Same here!
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Daaaamn, did you see that gilded silver bowl?
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The first thing I thought was Persian / North Indian woman. So odd that Nazis co-opted that history.
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The first thing I thought was Persian / North Indian woman. So odd that Nazis co-opted that history.
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
You shouldn’t look at your partner as a fixer-upper. Physically, that is.
KatakiY@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean true.
That said it’s definitely nice when people make each other healthier
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
nobody is set in stone. people change for better or worse
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, but if you’re dating someone because of who you can change them into you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
How fucking objectifying.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Also: “Aryan”
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I mean, isn’t the “pepe the frog” used by those types?
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
lose my virginity to her
Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Except to fictional guys
Anivia@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Does it count if you lose your virginity after you stop visiting 4chan?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fake and gay.
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Fake: anon got laid
Gay: anon went to a gym
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
squishier girls are cute and adorable and incredibly lovable too :3 (and awesome to snuggle with)
honestly get real anon uwu
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Need some padding to survive the winter
rbos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Lass needs some extra buffer to survive the English raiders.
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I like them a little squishy. Squishy is good. I’m a little squishy too.
Hoimo@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Muscles are still squishy when relaxed. It’s not like Michael Phelps is permanently hard as steel.
Only when he sees you ;3
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have had numerous women tell me they dated lower body fat guys and found the cuddling to be significantly worse. Getting shredded is not what women generally want you to do it’s what guys want you to do.
banause@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
What a disgusting piece of text. 🤮
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s anon what did you expect?
taygaloocat@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Even if this wasn’t fake and gay she’d just leave him with her newfound confidence
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You don’t understand Women’s insecurities very well. Her confidence is now tied to OP. She doesn’t believe she is a 10, she believes that OP makes her a 10.
Assuming it wasn’t fake and gay of course…
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
no, what she she needs is a muscle mommy to convince her she loves women now and to leave OP for her.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Technically speaking, that is the case. She would be dependent on OP to stay as she is. Eating disorders suuuuuck, but so does codependence.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 week ago
Really depends, tbh, something similiar happened to a cousin of mine (except it wasn’t intentional like OOP) he helped her get healthier and she overall looked nicer, she got so much confidence that decided to break up probably for someone that looked better or sum shit (he is a really nice guy and treated her well)
So yeah, depends on the person but most likely she wouldn’t depend on OOP too much because she now know how to stay healthy and she def know she isn’t that bad if she goes out alone
lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“I beat the game”
Lmao, people who think marriage is like the final boss of a video game clearly have no idea what kind of life they’re in for. You got married, congrats, you beat THE TUTORIAL. Now welcome to REAL LIFE. I have met newlyweds like this. They don’t last. Nothing wrong with celebrating the marriage, of course, but “happily ever after” is a fairy tale for a reason.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Each people grew up differently. I was taught to live my life and be myself at an early age. But as I grow older I realised not everyone were taught the same. I love my mates but two of them are conformists as if relationships are end-all-be-all. They kinda think that there are arbitrary goal posts to reach at certain age.
Napster153@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is Occam’s Razor the right term here?
What I do know is that people in happy marriages or divorce on good terms are often not the ones making the loudest noise.
While it’s true that we should advance at our own pace, what’s also true is that we shouldn’t get comfortable with the idea that things will always go our way, especially as we age.
Often, having a good relationshio or, better, a marriage is exactly what people need in case things happen that would otherwise leave us vulnerable, and it goes both ways.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a lot of work. I just date women I find attractive regardless of size and encourage them to live a lifestyle that makes them happy. If a hot chick that’s into me is fat I’m just going to be happy a hot chick is into me.
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
After losing weight You will not look as if You’ve never had that weight.
9point6@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hope you don’t go around actually saying that to overweight people who are working hard on improving themselves, you might as well be saying:
“What are you even bothering for? You’ve fucked it. Game over. Damage done.”
And for a percentage of those people, that’s going to be the line that does make them give up on improving themselves.
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I mean it is true though, I know from firsthand experience. So it’s additional evidence that the poster is full of shit and made this up as a weird fantasy where they get to be clever and also objectify women lol
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
that depends on the amount of weight.
most folks can swing 20-30lbs without consequence. when it gets to like 50lb, yeah you have some issues with not returning to form.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Doesn’t anon mean “but” instead of “and” in the last sentence? It’s annoying me how often people seem to mix these two words
capnbubblebuns@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I was waiting for the end where now shes hotter and dumps him for “chad”
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
“Aryan”
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