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Anon comes up with a dating strategy

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Aryan”

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  • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Aryan goddess”

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah he’s dating Anahita. I’d brag if I could pull her too.

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      • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Whew my goodness!! Same here!

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      • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Daaaamn, did you see that gilded silver bowl?

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      • shawn1122@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The first thing I thought was Persian / North Indian woman. So odd that Nazis co-opted that history.

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    • shawn1122@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The first thing I thought was Persian / North Indian woman. So odd that Nazis co-opted that history.

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  • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How fucking objectifying.

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    • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Also: “Aryan”

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      • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean, isn’t the “pepe the frog” used by those types?

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  • lka1988@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “I beat the game”

    Lmao, people who think marriage is like the final boss of a video game clearly have no idea what kind of life they’re in for. You got married, congrats, you beat THE TUTORIAL. Now welcome to REAL LIFE. I have met newlyweds like this. They don’t last. Nothing wrong with celebrating the marriage, of course, but “happily ever after” is a fairy tale for a reason.

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Each people grew up differently. I was taught to live my life and be myself at an early age. But as I grow older I realised not everyone were taught the same. I love my mates but two of them are conformists as if relationships are end-all-be-all. They kinda think that there are arbitrary goal posts to reach at certain age.

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      • Napster153@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Is Occam’s Razor the right term here?

        What I do know is that people in happy marriages or divorce on good terms are often not the ones making the loudest noise.

        While it’s true that we should advance at our own pace, what’s also true is that we shouldn’t get comfortable with the idea that things will always go our way, especially as we age.

        Often, having a good relationshio or, better, a marriage is exactly what people need in case things happen that would otherwise leave us vulnerable, and it goes both ways.

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You shouldn’t look at your partner as a fixer-upper. Physically, that is.

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    • KatakiY@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean true.

      That said it’s definitely nice when people make each other healthier

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      nobody is set in stone. people change for better or worse

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes, but if you’re dating someone because of who you can change them into you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sounds like a lot of work. I just date women I find attractive regardless of size and encourage them to live a lifestyle that makes them happy. If a hot chick that’s into me is fat I’m just going to be happy a hot chick is into me.

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  • Captain_Baka@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    lose my virginity to her

    Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Except to fictional guys

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    • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Does it count if you lose your virginity after you stop visiting 4chan?

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  • taygaloocat@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Even if this wasn’t fake and gay she’d just leave him with her newfound confidence

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You don’t understand Women’s insecurities very well. Her confidence is now tied to OP. She doesn’t believe she is a 10, she believes that OP makes her a 10.

      Assuming it wasn’t fake and gay of course…

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      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        no, what she she needs is a muscle mommy to convince her she loves women now and to leave OP for her.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Technically speaking, that is the case. She would be dependent on OP to stay as she is. Eating disorders suuuuuck, but so does codependence.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fake and gay.

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    • ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fake: anon got laid

      Gay: anon went to a gym

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  • kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    squishier girls are cute and adorable and incredibly lovable too :3 (and awesome to snuggle with)

    honestly get real anon uwu

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Need some padding to survive the winter

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      • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Lass needs some extra buffer to survive the English raiders.

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I like them a little squishy. Squishy is good. I’m a little squishy too.

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    • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Muscles are still squishy when relaxed. It’s not like Michael Phelps is permanently hard as steel.

      Only when he sees you ;3

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      • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I have had numerous women tell me they dated lower body fat guys and found the cuddling to be significantly worse. Getting shredded is not what women generally want you to do it’s what guys want you to do.

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  • banause@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What a disgusting piece of text. 🤮

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s anon what did you expect?

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  • capnbubblebuns@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was waiting for the end where now shes hotter and dumps him for “chad”

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    After losing weight You will not look as if You’ve never had that weight.

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I hope you don’t go around actually saying that to overweight people who are working hard on improving themselves, you might as well be saying:

      “What are you even bothering for? You’ve fucked it. Game over. Damage done.”

      And for a percentage of those people, that’s going to be the line that does make them give up on improving themselves.

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      • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean it is true though, I know from firsthand experience. So it’s additional evidence that the poster is full of shit and made this up as a weird fantasy where they get to be clever and also objectify women lol

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      that depends on the amount of weight.

      most folks can swing 20-30lbs without consequence. when it gets to like 50lb, yeah you have some issues with not returning to form.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Doesn’t anon mean “but” instead of “and” in the last sentence? It’s annoying me how often people seem to mix these two words

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