I just want to make your teeth clench.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would wash and recycle those so hard.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Weird that you would have an erection while washing these…

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I am what nature made me…

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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d skip the middle man and put them in the trash.

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    • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Those are likely PET bottles which are highly recyclable. There are a few plastics that are recyclable in large enough pieces. It’s just that so much of our packaging and products are just mixed or thin plastics with a lot of printing which are not in any way recyclable.

      Now when I say recyclable I mean plausibly do-able at scale, with a decent quality output material suitable as feedstock for manufacturing, not profitably recyclable. I don’t think any plastic recycling is profitable.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Would you refill them with off brand ketchup with extra salt and sugar?

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      CAN I!??! 😍

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      nah. I’d refill them with packets swiped from fast food places

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don't get it.

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Then you failed.

  It’s just empty ketchup bottle.

  And I use 50% reduced ketchup.

  What am I suppose to be angry about?

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  • LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think it’s the collection of nearly empty bottles? Like, imagine a home fridge with just like 10 nearly, but not quite, empty bottles of ketchup.

    Probably.

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    • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So it’s an artistic homage to the futility of life?

      An we are to experience the anger and rage of the artist when he goes to the fridge and finds 6 empty bottles?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    OP is playing a numbers game. You miss 100% of the shots to the mouth that you don’t take.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Good thing I have an oral fixation

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• Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Because I often use ketchup and some lime juice as part of the sauce for certain stir frys I will add some lime juice and shake to incorporate all the ketchup into it, and then pour all of that into the next bottle (adding some lime if it gets too thick), repeating until I have a single bottle of ketchup and lime juice and a few almost completely empty bottles to throw away

  It might be worth the effort if I actually had the energy for that, but I don’t lol. Why do I do this to myself??

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fingering the bottle with your pinky goes a long way. This is dead serious and not a period joke, I repeat, this is not a period joke.

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• dektep@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  whoever did this should not be in your life

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What if it’s them? The ketchup was coming from inside the house!!!

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• Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you having some kind of wedding so you can marry the ketchups?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Right now they’re just living in sin.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’re not growing your own tomatoes, preparing them in a way to make your own catsup, and canning and preserving it yourself then fuck you.

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  6 pack, drank.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You get a pool full of ketchup and you dive in.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pour up (drank), head shot (drank) Sit down (drank), stand up (drank) Pass out (drank), wake up (drank) Faded (drank), faded (drank)

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nice queef collection.

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

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  • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can buy cans of ketchup?

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s a watties thing. Or it’s a kiwi thing. We don’t get heinz as much here.

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    • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yep, that’s what I do

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  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s awfully fancy of you. We just refill it with water when it’s halfway done, and we never had to buy another bottle.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just curious: Are your kids crying a lot for no reason?

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• Calfpupa@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  AI generated, I refuse to believe anyone would have this much ketchup in their house.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This photo is from 2016 so no, I found it in my Facebook memories.

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    • Calfpupa@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I refuse to believe someone would have that much ketchup in their house. Photoshop it is.

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