for those who don’t know:
Cheese is available
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know about hard drugs, but it wouldn’t surprise me if Wisconsin had a problem with them. Alcoholism is very prominent here. Here’s a map showing grocery stores vs bars in the US
yaroto98@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Though, to be fair, unlike a lot of other states our grocery stores all have liquor sections. Most gas stations too.
Maladius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This map seems odd. Grocery stores are often giant while bars sometimes only hold 30 people. I feel like a lot of towns would have a single grocery store but multiple bars…
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Many times our grocery stores are bars. Quite a few of our grocery stores have bars in them. That was really strange when I moved here.
borokov@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Which cheese ? Gruyère, morbier, camembert, brie, emmental, raclette, roquefort, chaourse, babibel, fourne d’embert, chèvre frais, mimolette, gorgonzola, coulommiers, brocciu, parmesan, cantal, neufchâtel, roblochon, menstaire, maroille, brebis, buratta, cancoillotte, vache qui rie ?
Sacrebleu !!! 🥐🥖🧀
innermeerkat@jlai.lu 2 months ago
Babibel? Really?
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Even cows are allowed to laugh.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Soft cheese triangles sold in a wheel.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shhhhh…
Don’t say that C word too loud, our dog knows exactly what that is…
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
Astronut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
cheeseover_clox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Instructions unclear, now me and our dog are constipated…
nebthron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5ha99y@lemmus.org 2 months ago
It is true. Specific types of cheese like emmentaler have high content in tryptophan, which can become serotonin in the brain. This allows for similar results like MDMA or other serotonin influencing stuff but only in theory. Tryptophan is an amino acid. So it also goes to other reactions but the tryptophan coming from cheese seems to get to a higher percentage to the brain.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck me, I’ve gotta get my hands on some of that emmentaler cheese! Shit sounds wild af.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I thought it was the casamorphin concentrations in cheese.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mozart and Carlos Mencia trigger the same parts of the ear canal.
IDew@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What, the American hyperprocessed cheese or genuine cheese?
adarza@piefed.ca 2 months ago
the cheese slices that fast food burger joints (mcdonalds, bk, etc) use is real cheese. the “zomg americans don’t know what cheese is” stuff.. the wrapped ‘singles’ is the processed junk-restaurants don’t normally use that on sandwiches or burgers, but they might use it or velveeta (similar but sold in blocks) in a smooth melty sauce or something. i use it in some hotdishes and part of the cheeses i put in homemade mac & cheese.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Even Velveeta is made with real cheese. It isn’t considered cheese, but it’s made with cheese.
0ops@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Wisconsin has fucking cheese yo
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Considering the post calls out Wisconsin, real cheese.
Telodzrum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wisco has better cheese than any place on the planet outside of France.
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
imagine declaring something not cheese because theres an emulsifier in it.
couldnt be someone who declares other foods an identity that has emulsifiers
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
It’s not illegal to call it cheese because it has an emulsifier in it, it’s illegal to call it cheese because it’s mostly water. That’s what the emulsifier is for; it allows the cheese to mix smoothly with the water. They would rather call it “American cheese product” than “mostly water with <50% cheddar” because no one would buy that when the 100% cheddar is sitting right next to it.
Astronut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’ll eat the hell out of a cheese sandwich but to put cheese on my hamburger and I ain’t touching it! Explain that!
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
Try bleu cheese on that burger
Maladius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well that’s because your hamburger is now gone. It has evolved to the higher form… Cheeseburger.
orenj@leminal.space 2 months ago
is this a white people thing
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
I dunno, that Urkel kid liked cheese IIRC.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah bruh!
What cheese would like to enjoy this evening?
AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wisconsonites are too drunk to care.
Amro@piefed.social 2 months ago
I started on milk, but now I’m hooked on hard cheeses 🧀
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Laser@feddit.org 2 months ago
What’s a hard drug
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So cheese it is then.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is thst what the mean by Wisconsin sober?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
That explains all the curds…
Syndication@lemmy.today 2 months ago
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
me irl
0ops@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Lmao