Guide to Push Gutting a Rabbit
Submitted 3 weeks ago by muxika@piefed.muxika.org to [deleted]
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snoons@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jake has seen some shit
stickly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The first guy to discover this must have been so frustrated
muxika@piefed.muxika.org 3 weeks ago
“STU-pid…GOD-damn…MO-ther-FU-oh, hey!!”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Might leave you with a messy back if you swing too far in step 3.
restingOface@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Be kind. Kill the damn thing before doing this, if you have to do this awful technique.
fonix232@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
It's a DRESSING technique. The animal is presumed dead at this stage.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah? Well when you PRESUME you make a pres out of u and me.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
The world is full of stupid people, my friend. When we have to put a label on hot coffee, “CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT” then you know we are dealing with limited brain cells.
shweddy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This just dislodges everything inside? Jeez
muxika@piefed.muxika.org 3 weeks ago
Kinda like how Omniman kills Nightwing.
modus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Works with babies too.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Nsfl
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nature is, unfortunately, nsfl.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Or maybe dont traumatize people and hope they’ll become vegan instead of hating vegans.
Butchering animals is a sacred skill and has a lot of baggage attached to it. Just look at Japanese society. It should be given respect.
If your argument is that banning gruesome content related to eating animals is similar to banning racial violence in news coverage because people don’t like to see it, then I’ll agree with you. It shouldn’t be banned, and we should all eat less meat. But I still don’t want to see it.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Or, if you’re going hunting for a rabbit just bring a knife.
muxika@piefed.muxika.org 3 weeks ago
Probably for the best, lol. This is from a USAF survival guide, so I’m guessing it’s a downed pilot without a knife.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This made me wonder how many pilots would not carry a swiss knife or something. I know I’d have a little one with me. If something like a Leatherman is allowed then that would be my preference to bring.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Who figured out this is a thing that works?
whatsgoingdom@rollenspiel.forum 3 weeks ago
Someone with a rabbit, but without a knife.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
And with a hypothesis.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
ಠ.ಠ
evidences@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think Les Stroud did this or something similar on Survivorman one time.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
How do you skin it though
J92@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Judging by the Arthur Morgan technique, you hold it by the two hind legs, in one hand, and just grab four fingers-worth of it’s arsehole and yank violently down towards the head.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cleaning a grouse is basically step on the wings, and pull up the legs.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would squeeze prematurely and do a surprise rabbit Jackson Pollock on my shoes
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Happens to a lot of guys (minus the rabbit).
loaf@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
In box C, I don’t see a quarterback. Who’s taking the snap?
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Found a dead rabbit in my backyard last week, and a pile of entrails on my driveway this morning. Apparently my house is the local hangout spot for the neighborhood’s rabbit-eating wildlife.
So thanks for posting this timely information, it will come in handy if I want to make some stew with the next gift they leave me.
pennomi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Might be nicer to use a sharp rock, methinks.
fonix232@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Not really. This is a super quick and relatively safe way to get all the guts and inedible bits out. How's a sharp rock better?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I whip my hare back and forth
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Best comment
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I must admit I stole that comment from when this picture was posted on Fark 15-20 years ago
three@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
le good sir you’ve earned this epic updoot! so good in fact, i made this entirely useless comment instead of just voting!
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh effin Roflcopter. You honorable human have mande me laugh heartily. Thanks. Appreciations!