Guide to Push Gutting a Rabbit
Submitted 2 months ago by muxika@piefed.muxika.org to [deleted]
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snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jake has seen some shit
stickly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The first guy to discover this must have been so frustrated
muxika@piefed.muxika.org 2 months ago
“STU-pid…GOD-damn…MO-ther-FU-oh, hey!!”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Might leave you with a messy back if you swing too far in step 3.
restingOface@quokk.au 2 months ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Be kind. Kill the damn thing before doing this, if you have to do this awful technique.
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
It's a DRESSING technique. The animal is presumed dead at this stage.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah? Well when you PRESUME you make a pres out of u and me.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
The world is full of stupid people, my friend. When we have to put a label on hot coffee, “CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT” then you know we are dealing with limited brain cells.
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This just dislodges everything inside? Jeez
muxika@piefed.muxika.org 2 months ago
Kinda like how Omniman kills Nightwing.
modus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Works with babies too.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Nsfl
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nature is, unfortunately, nsfl.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Or maybe dont traumatize people and hope they’ll become vegan instead of hating vegans.
Butchering animals is a sacred skill and has a lot of baggage attached to it. Just look at Japanese society. It should be given respect.
If your argument is that banning gruesome content related to eating animals is similar to banning racial violence in news coverage because people don’t like to see it, then I’ll agree with you. It shouldn’t be banned, and we should all eat less meat. But I still don’t want to see it.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Or, if you’re going hunting for a rabbit just bring a knife.
muxika@piefed.muxika.org 2 months ago
Probably for the best, lol. This is from a USAF survival guide, so I’m guessing it’s a downed pilot without a knife.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This made me wonder how many pilots would not carry a swiss knife or something. I know I’d have a little one with me. If something like a Leatherman is allowed then that would be my preference to bring.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Who figured out this is a thing that works?
whatsgoingdom@rollenspiel.forum 2 months ago
Someone with a rabbit, but without a knife.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And with a hypothesis.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 months ago
ಠ.ಠ
evidences@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think Les Stroud did this or something similar on Survivorman one time.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
How do you skin it though
J92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Judging by the Arthur Morgan technique, you hold it by the two hind legs, in one hand, and just grab four fingers-worth of it’s arsehole and yank violently down towards the head.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cleaning a grouse is basically step on the wings, and pull up the legs.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would squeeze prematurely and do a surprise rabbit Jackson Pollock on my shoes
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Happens to a lot of guys (minus the rabbit).
loaf@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In box C, I don’t see a quarterback. Who’s taking the snap?
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Found a dead rabbit in my backyard last week, and a pile of entrails on my driveway this morning. Apparently my house is the local hangout spot for the neighborhood’s rabbit-eating wildlife.
So thanks for posting this timely information, it will come in handy if I want to make some stew with the next gift they leave me.
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Might be nicer to use a sharp rock, methinks.
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
Not really. This is a super quick and relatively safe way to get all the guts and inedible bits out. How's a sharp rock better?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I whip my hare back and forth
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Best comment
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I must admit I stole that comment from when this picture was posted on Fark 15-20 years ago
three@piefed.social 2 months ago
le good sir you’ve earned this epic updoot! so good in fact, i made this entirely useless comment instead of just voting!
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh effin Roflcopter. You honorable human have mande me laugh heartily. Thanks. Appreciations!