If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
Everyone else goes to hell
Submitted 1 day ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your mother’s house
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Thteven@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hell yeah
dipcart@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Like any and all of them
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What about women who suck your member after you’ve put it in them a couple of times? There’s gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Elite heaven
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Heaven+
It’s ad-free.
dipcart@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for “guy does his gf’s friend while gf watches/joins in.” I might be wrong, but that’s what I remember it being called.
tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 1 day ago
The ones that clean you up after you nail their girlfriend… Those are the highest choir.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
God’s honest truth. I have experienced that. My partner and I talked about it for a few years and eventually hooked up with her friend from childhood, who lived in our old town.
spoiler
It was one of the best feelings in the world. Getting to have sex with another woman in front of my partner, and then her giving me head after her friend had orgasmsed. I have done a lot of drugs in my life, and none em come close to that sensation. We spent 3 days at her friend’s place. I don’t think there was a single day we weren’t having all 3 having sex.
Sound made up I know. I never thought I’d be the guy to do it. But it took a lot of talking to each other, my partner and I, to feel comfortable with it. Lots of communication and honesty. Wasn’t just “let have a 3sum babe”
J92@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can’t even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳
DimFisher@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It depends on where you fingered them 😜
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Best heaven
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Going to need to rename this channel to “Lemmy Cumpost”
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is being horny the trick here
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you’re thiiiiiis horny
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gotta have cream with that pie.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 day ago
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
ghen@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
That’s how you know i like you enough to move in together
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Better than before the call
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
Like for a crime?
“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉
Her: 👄
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
How do I finger my fingers??
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
👉👌
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Carefully
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
OW.
Yeah, evidently.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Tbh as a guy I’ll lick my finger first after fingering her.