What about women who suck your member after you’ve put it in them a couple of times? There’s gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
Everyone else goes to hell
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Elite heaven
sundray@lemmus.org 4 weeks ago
Heaven+
It’s ad-free.
tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 4 weeks ago
The ones that clean you up after you nail their girlfriend… Those are the highest choir.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
God’s honest truth. I have experienced that. My partner and I talked about it for a few years and eventually hooked up with her friend from childhood, who lived in our old town.
spoiler
It was one of the best feelings in the world. Getting to have sex with another woman in front of my partner, and then her giving me head after her friend had orgasmsed. I have done a lot of drugs in my life, and none em come close to that sensation. We spent 3 days at her friend’s place. I don’t think there was a single day we weren’t having all 3 having sex.
Sound made up I know. I never thought I’d be the guy to do it. But it took a lot of talking to each other, my partner and I, to feel comfortable with it. Lots of communication and honesty. Wasn’t just “let have a 3sum babe”
dipcart@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for “guy does his gf’s friend while gf watches/joins in.” I might be wrong, but that’s what I remember it being called.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Going to need to rename this channel to “Lemmy Cumpost”
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Is being horny the trick here
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you’re thiiiiiis horny
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Gotta have cream with that pie.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
Shit, it don’t even have to be my cum for that.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Better than before the call
J92@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can’t even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳
Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You speak like a true Poet
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
Like for a crime?
“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉
Her: 👄
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
ghen@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
That’s how you know i like you enough to move in together
dipcart@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Like any and all of them
Hisse@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I accept responsibility
Decoy321@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:
Text alone isn’t enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y’all can stop reporting shit like this.
Pardon the delay, it takes more time to write one handed.
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faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 4 weeks ago
Well did u open ur gf photo after this post??bcz i dont see anything wrong with this post🤣
Hisse@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
You’re overestimating me, I don’t have a girlfriend
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
How do I finger my fingers??
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
👉👌
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Carefully
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
OW.
Yeah, evidently.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Tbh as a guy I’ll lick my finger first after fingering her.
DimFisher@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It depends on where you fingered them 😜
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Best heaven
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 4 weeks ago
Well tbh i dont want my ex to go to heaven that b shud burn in hell
ceenote@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Your mother’s house
ceenote@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Thteven@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hell yeah
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
youtu.be/P6vvLRqFRFc?is=jYtKaCPy2OADPYxi