do I accept?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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zeejoo@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Y’all think you’re gonna bang Michelle while Barack watches but it’s really gonna be Barack banging YOU while Michelle watches.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Is that really so bad?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
No. In fact, that makes it better imo.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
In this room, I’m not the one with two holes…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream”
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
I find Michelle to be pretty attractive, so I’d say yes. Unless Mr. Obama is also looking to get freaky, then probably no.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Personally there are exactly 0 US presidents I’d fuck. They do not deserve sex
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah??? So you’re telling me if we did a comprehensive review of your comments we wouldn’t find any instance of you saying “fuck [president’s name]”???
Checkmate, gottem, I rest my case.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
James Garfield was kind of good looking, I might bottom for him.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This is why we needed Kamala
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He just wants to watch.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Oh, that’s okay then.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Would. Both of them.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some experiences are just so crazy, you have to say yes, given the opportunity, so that freakiness can be born into the universe through you.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Careful before you commit; we haven’t seen them in a while.
m3t00@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
go for the weed w/presidential seal. 🎡
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When others go low I get high with the obamas
Una@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Do not accept, he only offers 420 do not accept anything less than 69420
Rakudjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait, he offered you 69420? I got offered 42069, and took it because it seemed like a pretty good deal. Now I have ragrets.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Depends on the use case. If thousands get separated, 69,420 looks nicer. If you want a port number, only 42069 is valid.
realitista@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Opportunity of a lifetime.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I am so tired of political spam texts. Now they’re political spam sexts.
Korne127@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
yes!
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hit it and STOP it
melfie@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
At least there would be more eye witnesses to help debunk Joan Rivers’ conspiracy theory.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Seeing Michelle dancing to that Bruno Mars song on the Ellen show was, um, nuts.
Cellari@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a nice polite man!
sanbdra@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not gonna lie, I had to read that twice to make sure I wasn’t dreaming 😂
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Yes
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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errer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus fucking Christ
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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chunes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
oyfrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Perform what though?
endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org 2 weeks ago
Under Pressure, clearly
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
King Lear.
It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”