do I accept?

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• zeejoo@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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• Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.

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    • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Jesus fucking Christ

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

      God dammit.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?

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  • oyfrog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perform what though?

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    • endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Under Pressure, clearly

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    • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      King Lear.

      It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.

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• m3t00@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  go for the weed w/presidential seal. 🎡

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• Cellari@lemmy.world ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  What a nice polite man!

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• DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would. Both of them.

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  • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some experiences are just so crazy, you have to say yes, given the opportunity, so that freakiness can be born into the universe through you.

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

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  • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Careful before you commit; we haven’t seen them in a while.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I find Michelle to be pretty attractive, so I’d say yes. Unless Mr. Obama is also looking to get freaky, then probably no.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Personally there are exactly 0 US presidents I’d fuck. They do not deserve sex

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    • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is why we needed Kamala

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      James Garfield was kind of good looking, I might bottom for him.

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  • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He just wants to watch.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, that’s okay then.

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Opportunity of a lifetime.

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