When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.
You know what, fair enough.
Submitted 1 day ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wonderful
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Bah! You beat me to it!
krisevol@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Guys, ill be 5 mins late.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Plenty of time to shower afterwards
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 1 day ago
5 mins includes the shower
krisevol@lemmus.org 1 day ago
4mins is plunty of time
Nikls94@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?
synapse1278@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Good cocktails take make than 3 minutes to enjoy
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I’m not a good cocktail though, I’m a bad lay.
So 3 minutes it is.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 hours ago
Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
cornshark@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I have 2 good suggestions
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Nah, she’s playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.
cornshark@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
She might just be being polite
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just swipe your credit card and leave.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
Bc then she will just keep on doing this and you’ll have nowhere to sit and play Nintendo
JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂
Randelung@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
She has a point.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 1 day ago
I’d still go. Bros before hoes.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would take care of the hoes and then go see the bros.
Unless she’s been withholding sex as a manipulation tactic, in which case the ho got to go.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hellllll yeah bro
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Ok I got little bit distracted.
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How much can a banana cost? 60 seconds? 90 seconds?
Seriously, they can wait in the car for 5 minutes.
Chev@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Source?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I’m mostly just impressed
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
I have never known any of the personalities depicted in this joke and suspect that it is a complete fabrication that only seems funny or relatable if one is used to imagining the world according to their wishful thinking
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
You’ve never had a clingy partner that used sex as a motivator?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 hours ago
If I could find a girl that just wanted to stay home and fuck all the time I would be ecstatic.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
No, but I don’t see how that is what’s depicted in the meme anyways? Who would be being clingy or using sex as a motivator here? Perhaps I’ve completely misunderstood this
FishFace@piefed.social 1 day ago
Enhance!
underscores@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
how would that work though ? she’s so low to the ground
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s multiple ways. Depends what’s your strongest areas are too - lower body, core, or upper body strength.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
I agree, that’s an awkward height. I can’t think of a comfortable position to match this pose on that particular couch.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 day ago
She’s holding my drink for me? How sweet.
TheFrirish@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 17 hours ago
Why so many downvotes?
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Some people dont like “horny posts”
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Stop giving them lifehacks!
endless_nameless@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends