Too tired for a witty title

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah shit. Sorry, I was stabbing someone. Guess I don’t get that coffee. 😔

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re stabbing a bad guy then you’re still eligible for the coffee.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everybody who stabs people thinks they’re the bad guys.

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• Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m not stabbing anyone righ now! Maybe I am a good person! I am slicing someone right now but that isn’t a stab!

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• WandowsVista@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  thank you. this gave me the motivation I needed to stop scrolling on my phone in bed and to instead scroll on my phone from the can

  with coffee

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• JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chocolate

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    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aah yes chocolate is a lovely reward for not stabbing anyone.

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  • cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tea?

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a coffee preferer myself, I think if you have tea you’d be allowed a compensatory biscuit.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I at least stab someone a little bit?

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Isn’t being stabbed a binary condition? Like being pregnant. You’re either stabbed or you’re not.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It did say “probably”! I think that’s your loophole. Just pick a “Vic #1” type target.

    (As in whodunnits where everyone has a motive to kill THAT guy)

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This sounds like a quote from Disco Elysium, so now I got this image in my head, which I will share.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sounds kinda like something exurb1a would say

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was just thinking about that.

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• Maxxus@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  Apollo teasing just the tip.

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  • Maxxus@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    Then stabbing your fucking eyeballs while trying to get coffee.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you Maxxus, it’s been a long night and you just made facing the day worthwhile

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

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  • Nollij@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Roberto?

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• OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would prefer a nice cup of black tea instead please

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know what? I do deserve a coffee.

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What about second coffee?

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• VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t mind if I do. ☕😌

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can this be my coffee?

  youtu.be/pxrmJxmmWtQ

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• Klear@quokk.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Way ahead of you with that coffee.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look how EFFICIENT you are!

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• CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you, now I really feel seen

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• ComradeMiao@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  hope that dood in ikebukuro doesnt read this tonight… too late little sunbeam

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks, I do deserve another coffee.

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  • CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quick, before you reach for the knives!

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