I’ve got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
Anon blows his dad's mind
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’M OLD GREG
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The British Bakeoff show is forever weird for me.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I know someone who this actually happened to! They’re a vet and some woman came in saying her male cat had bugs stuck to him. When told they were nipples this woman literally said the same thing. 🤦♂️
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Anon, both you and your dad are probably autistic.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Just wait till he learns that the clitoris is a micro penis and that those folds women have, are the prelude to testicles.
We are all sexless creatures that could go either way and depending on the sperm, we become man or woman.
PixTupy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It’s say the penis is an engorged clit. But I guess it’s a perspective thing.
MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Your perspective is more correct, because it starts out tiny and gets bigger. Clitoris is the default phase.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 month ago
That is even better of an explanation!
GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It is there are steps between those, its getting pretty clear if you see them.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I’d say the penis is an engorged clit. But I guess it’s a perspective thing.
Probably a better way to look at it - barring specific hormonal triggers the parts that develop into genitals develop female structures by default. It’s why people with CAIS always appear female regardless of genes unless you do some imaging and notice their “ovaries” look off.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or some combination of the two in almost 2% of people.
saimen@feddit.org 1 month ago
More like depending on the hormons. There are diseases ehich make someone with XX completely look like a man and vice versa due to hormonal dysfunctions.
Adrenogenital Syndrom or pseudohermaphrodism
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Men can lactate, just in case you were wondering:
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Yeah, I always hate when people ask why men have nipples.
Its so you can fucking breast feed, Greg! Just cause you aren’t doesnt make them useless, your body wanted the option, your shame about not taking advantage of that has nothing on biology.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Confirmed, there are many more people who want it than have it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My mind was blown by this tidbit… TIL. Newborn babies of both sexes can occasionally produce milk. This is called neonatal milk (also as “witch’s milk”) and not considered male lactation.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
So in theory, someone could actually milk me?
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Do male mice have nipples? Why?
That was my take-home exam from a somewhat eccentric developmental biology professor back when I was in college. I remember that the answer is no (although they still have mammary tissue and can get breast cancer) but not why.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apparently male horses also do not have nipples. I learned that just now when I was searching for “male mice nipples”. TIL. I hope no one ever finds my search history.
SGforce@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
They would probably rub on the ground
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or, or, the male horses with nipples spent too much time poking their own nipples with their penis for sexual stimulation and it means they removed themselves from the gene pool.
This means male horses selected for less and less prominent nipples until they became completely flat chested.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I like the way you think.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In case anyone was wondering: they’re there in case you change your mind later on and want to transition. God left them there as a backup.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That was awfully nice of him, but then why does he always he sew up the vagina too? Kind of a dick move.
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He assumed giving good access to the prostate as a pleasure center in the ass was close enough and called it a day
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ahem… are we assuming something?!
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
www.amazon.com.au/s?k=Scalpel
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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It was a group project between the pantheons of old, Odin thought it was funny and Zeus was being dick. Everyone else was kinda okay with their suggestions though.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Heheh