I’ve got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
Anon blows his dad's mind
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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
I’M OLD GREG
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
The British Bakeoff show is forever weird for me.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Anon, both you and your dad are probably autistic.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I know someone who this actually happened to! They’re a vet and some woman came in saying her male cat had bugs stuck to him. When told they were nipples this woman literally said the same thing. 🤦♂️
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Men can lactate, just in case you were wondering:
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 50 minutes ago
Confirmed, there are many more people who want it than have it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Krauerking@lemy.lol 16 hours ago
Yeah, I always hate when people ask why men have nipples.
Its so you can fucking breast feed, Greg! Just cause you aren’t doesnt make them useless, your body wanted the option, your shame about not taking advantage of that has nothing on biology.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 day ago
Just wait till he learns that the clitoris is a micro penis and that those folds women have, are the prelude to testicles.
We are all sexless creatures that could go either way and depending on the sperm, we become man or woman.
PixTupy@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
It’s say the penis is an engorged clit. But I guess it’s a perspective thing.
MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Your perspective is more correct, because it starts out tiny and gets bigger. Clitoris is the default phase.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 20 hours ago
That is even better of an explanation!
GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
It is there are steps between those, its getting pretty clear if you see them.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Or some combination of the two in almost 2% of people.
saimen@feddit.org 18 hours ago
More like depending on the hormons. There are diseases ehich make someone with XX completely look like a man and vice versa due to hormonal dysfunctions.
Adrenogenital Syndrom or pseudohermaphrodism
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Do male mice have nipples? Why?
That was my take-home exam from a somewhat eccentric developmental biology professor back when I was in college. I remember that the answer is no (although they still have mammary tissue and can get breast cancer) but not why.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Apparently male horses also do not have nipples. I learned that just now when I was searching for “male mice nipples”. TIL. I hope no one ever finds my search history.
SGforce@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
They would probably rub on the ground
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or, or, the male horses with nipples spent too much time poking their own nipples with their penis for sexual stimulation and it means they removed themselves from the gene pool.
This means male horses selected for less and less prominent nipples until they became completely flat chested.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I like the way you think.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
In case anyone was wondering: they’re there in case you change your mind later on and want to transition. God left them there as a backup.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
That was awfully nice of him, but then why does he always he sew up the vagina too? Kind of a dick move.
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
He assumed giving good access to the prostate as a pleasure center in the ass was close enough and called it a day
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Ahem… are we assuming something?!