Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke

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• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  The amount of plastic for just a small tube of sweet paste…

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t let RFK Jr. see these or he’ll have them banned for encouraging vaccinations.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know what? I think I’ll go tell him exactly that! Use the stupid for good. Not only because kids should have to use their own initiative to get addicted to drugs, but it’s also too much plastic and sugar.

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow, that completely explains this heroin addiction.

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It tracks.

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    • loki518@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      baseball, huh

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  • ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Its starts with sherbet powder, by high school they’re snorting cocaine off the toilet seats…

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s insane that we ban kinder eggs but don’t ban “baby’s first heroin needle”. This has to stop.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  INJECT THE BLUERASBERRY JUICE DIRECTLY INTO MY VEEEEEEEIIIIIIINSSSSS!

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  • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where else would it go? The veins are blue!

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    • Lag@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The square hole.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a gateway drug. They start with one of those after school and the next think you know they’re sniffing pixie sticks off the stomach of a janitor and selling grandma’s urn for a single Laffy Taffy.

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• probablymissing@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “sweet addiction”

  holy shit they aren’t even trying

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literally called “Sweet Addiction”. LOL WTF.

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• Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just like mommy! See, because one of the quickest ways to get treatment for heroin addiction is to get pregnant. I wonder if it’s a 2 digit percentage of births nationwide at this point.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mystery boxes teach them to gamble

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Illegal where? I have to go to a novelty candy store in my area, because it’s the only place I can think of that sells them…but it’s legal here.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not illegal here, but sufficiently heavily discouraged and socially frowned upon that indeed, you have to look hard to find em.

    Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ha ha ha, yeah. Not like when I was a kid in the 80s, and everybody smoked. Walls were just brown.

      Just…all walls.

      So glad that as generations went on, smoking habits have seemed to fall off a cliff.

      Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.

      Wait, what?

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  • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This narrative has always confused me because they sit on the shelf at my Kroger

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  • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    because it’s the only place I can think of that sells them…

    Because they’re illegal to sell elsewhere 🤯

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    • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can go to my Kroger and buy them right now though

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