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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clearly a tank

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      According to the documentary Futurama it is a tank with crab legs!

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      • erie09@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And ice cream is just a byproduct

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Given a translator, can you even imagine Leonardo DaVinci and Hideo Kojima in a room together?

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A weapon to surpass Metal Gear…

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      • morto@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wood gear

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      • Thorry@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Second floor basement?!?!!

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    • defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, because Da Vinci died in 1519, whereas Kojima was born in 1963.

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      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, hence “a translator”. You didn’t think I meant from Rennaissance-era Italian to modern Japanese, did you? No one person could probably do that. I meant a translator from this plane to the next.

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love he was inventive enough to design a tank a couple centuries before anyone actually built on, but couldn’t piece together a better idea for aiming in any direction than “cannons pointed in every conceivable direction.”

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    • andallthat@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I guess that’s how ship cannons worked at the time. Powerful but heavy to move, slow to reload, not very accurate… more of them would give you the only way to have sustained firepower.

      But Leonardo also left a lot of these sketches that look less like actual projects and more like the superhero fantasies of an extremely gifted six years old. “And look, this shit has cannons… Cannons EVERYWHERE! Bam! Kapow!”. I guess it’s what happens when your so great at drawing that even the doodles you do when bored look like masterpieces.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      They used muzzle loaded cannons at his time, so it makes sense. It’s not only for direction, but for faster rate of fire.

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    • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why shoot at ome target when you can shoot at 30? (as long as they’re evenly encircling the machine)

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  • n4ch1sm0@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Leonardo’s was literally just running a copy of Besiege 24/7 in his brain, wasn’t he?

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude definitely needed adderall

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  • iamthetot@piefed.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Was genuinely fun to drive and use on Assassin’s Creed.

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    • Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      It must have been one of the Ezio ones, right? I do not recall this machine from the games.

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  • Creakybulks@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    he invented an airplane that did not work

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No don’t do this. You’re giving gaijin ideas.

    It’ll be the next tank on Warthunder, under the Italian tech tree.

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    • Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Might make a fun Christmas event

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  • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The machina magnigica!

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Da Vinci definitely would have played Orkz.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Sorry I couldn’t work on your commission, I was busy trying to land a job with the Duke”

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  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stupid is what it is, there isn’t enough room for ammo or to physically reload all those cannons. what a rube

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    • uSSRI@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not to mention theres no way like 5-6 dudes could maneuver that around when it’s got 40 cannons on it, never mind the ammo too

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How are the hair spring driven robots more efficient than one big hairspring to drive this thing??

    DaVinci needs to take a class on physics.

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And if they listen to him then we could have started air travel early and had a moon base by now.

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, moon dust is radioactive. Place isnt that nice.

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      • TomArrr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Now we know what a spinny tank is for, a radioactive moon dust displacer.

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