That's a tight sandwich

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  should call her

  She has two?!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nypost.com/…/i-have-two-vaginas-one-for-my-husban…

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That does sound pretty convenient.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Life is crazy

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    • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Anyone have pictures… for science?

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    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She is freshly single now!

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If she likes you enough…

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hamussy.

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  • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sandussy

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tell her to scrape off the vagina before you enter

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s just normal cheese.

    :(

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• PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this the new Mickey7 account?

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks a little dry. Needs some mayo

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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck it, I’d eat it.

  Sorry, I meant, then I’d eat it.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    something something don’t cum in the something…

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please pay for your sandwiches before shagging them.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn, now I wish I would’ve bought one of those gently used hot dogs.

  Image

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  "Grab n go"? Is this a trump branded food?

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• l_isqof@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To be served warm

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• fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s some ham to be fair. Like 7-9 slices, folded becomes 14 essentially. That’s a thicc ham sandwich. But only 2 cheese, curious.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.

    All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal”

  A sandwich artist?

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t trust it. No way it’s that thick. It’s like squeezing all the blood toward the head of the dick to make it look bigger.

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gawddammit…

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