Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
Can I use your shower?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by thal3s@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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certified_expert@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.
Machinist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.
It’ll cut the gear oil off you.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Coffee?
Also, while I don’t keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.
Machinist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing,
Remind me not to ask for a cup of “coffee” from you…
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Username checks out here.
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I use mine for cleaning shit.
There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Is that bad?
I have heard good things about it and it is (relatively ) cheap af.
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
And it clearly stated her expectations.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’ve used that shampoo before.
good stuff.
starik@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Smells like a tossed salad.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
We’re still talking about produce, right?
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And scrambled eggs?
justlemmyin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What even does ranch mean tho.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A condiment of “buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise.”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?
danhab99@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
What are they a carrot?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
The pepper really helps exfoliate.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 weeks ago
Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?daannii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Someone made this a skit
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Found the Minnesotan
GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shower ranch?!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, saves time.