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Can I use your shower?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨thal3s@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Image

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.

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      • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Found the Minnesotan

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shower ranch?!

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, saves time.

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  • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

    It’ll cut the gear oil off you.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing,

      Remind me not to ask for a cup of “coffee” from you…

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coffee?

      Also, while I don’t keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

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      • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Username checks out here.

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I use mine for cleaning shit.

      There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is that bad?

      I have heard good things about it and it is (relatively ) cheap af.

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      • Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And it clearly stated her expectations.

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  • certified_expert@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

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    • West_of_West@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Good for ducks, good for me

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

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  • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Smells like a tossed salad.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We’re still talking about produce, right?

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      • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And scrambled eggs?

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  • danhab99@programming.dev ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What are they a carrot?

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  • justlemmyin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What even does ranch mean tho.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A condiment of “buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise.”

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Someone made this a skit

    www.instagram.com/reel/DPPJHcSgNdY/

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