Great guy

Comments

• bottleofchips@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plot twist: it was someone else’s kidney

  source

  • Duranie@leminal.space ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Turns out Keanu had witnessed somebody walking their dog, and that person kept jerking on the leash and kicked the dog. After rescuing the dog, the offender was tied up in Keanu’s backseat. Kidney donation is 100% justifiable consequence of his actions.

    source

    • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the sustainable organ farming the future needs.

      source
  • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He removed someone’s kidney with a pennnnnciilllll

    source

    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then gave them pennnnicillllinnn

      source
    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      a fooking pencieeeeeellll!

      source
• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Average Reddit Post be like:

  source
• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fake

  source

  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There is no way you just called Jesus fake.

    source
• db2@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If it worked that way he probably would though.

  source
• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Johnny Kidneyhands

  source
• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Little known fact, Keanu can regenerate organs.

  source
• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought the second photo was John Wick twisting the hand of the guy next to him to keep him quiet

  source
• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just one kidney? Pathetic.

  youtu.be/D_5nLxZVoPo

  source
• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s so dreamy

  source
• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  John(ny) is just the best!

  source
• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For free?

  source
• Feddinat0r@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Classical keanu

  source
• crumbgrabber@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only one kidney?

  source