What happened in the US again?
Anyone?
Submitted 11 months ago by Formfiller@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Some emails were recently released from the Epstein files that seem to suggest that Donald may have sucked Bill Clinton’s dick.
I honestly don’t know what to think about it, but the memes have been pretty fire imo.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Honestly they don’t even read like honest speculation. They read more like an inside joke the same way you’d ask what blackmail material your shitty coworker has on the boss to somehow never get fired.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dont bury the lead. Its Bill Clinton, or a fucking HORSE!!!
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So nothing important, just yet another media thing to make Americans not think about how they don’t have worker rights, healthcare, education and more stuff citizens of normal(are even not so normal) countries have.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Holy fuck this one made me laugh out loud fr.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
A hill I will die on: Marie Antoinette deserved better.
Source: The You’re Wrong About episode about her. (on buzzsprout)
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What now?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.
like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.
Sorry.
bufalo1973@piefed.social 11 months ago
Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that’s why he hates her.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Hillary emailed the pics to Putin because she was jealous.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
He didn’t fuck Hillary. He ain’t bangin’ no old broad.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.
dumbass@piefed.social 11 months ago
How about, We find out through some means that Musk’s father is actually Pol Pot.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 11 months ago
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don’t shoot the messenger!
halvar@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim’lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like Hitler?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
The fucked up penis to fascist pipeline is real
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Im putting money on Trump coming out as bi just so he can enter the history books as the first LGBT president… And then hide behind LGBT to protect him against any and all criticism.