Gotta get those tickets!
Submitted 12 hours ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
- Baby won’t fall ✅
- Baby’s neck is supported ✅
- Mom can see/hear baby ✅
🚼 Baby is safe
Bonus: baby has an opportunity to acquire the lycanthrope subtype
qarbone@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I’ve seen a number of comments coming in defense of the mother but I didn’t read the OP as a critique in the first place.
The caption is just a funny “rationalization” for the scenario we’re seeing.
einlander@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Is that a werewolf or beaver to their left?
sundray@lemmus.org 12 hours ago
The dreaded were-beav!
ceenote@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
It’s a weaver! No, wait, that one works…
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Im pretty sure thats a child. Easy mistake.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
That’s the father
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
That’s the mother.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Furry.
astutemural@midwest.social 8 hours ago
Alright, I’ll bite. That baby is perfectly fine and probably enjoying watching their mom Do Things (babies love this for some reason). Obviously not the safest being where you could drop a skeeball on them, but Mom is very aware of that I’m sure. Laying face up on the ground is actually safer than trying to precariously hold them and risking dropping them.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Right?
My concern is the cleanliness of that patch of floor though.
astutemural@midwest.social 3 hours ago
For sure. No way I’m putting my kid on the floor at Chuck E Cheese. Just asking for the plague at that point.
bobo1900@startrek.website 7 hours ago
Kids build their immune systems with dirt.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 8 hours ago
That baby is most certainly not fine! Clearly you have never played skee ball. It is not uncommon for the ball to come back down the ramp or for you to drop one on the floor
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I mean, same. Skeeball is the shit
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 hours ago
Look when I take a date to an arcade, she better appreciate skeeball.
Skeeball is like THE arcade game of arcade games. Because after a few rounds it starts to click. And you got your rhythm and your throw. But every slight deviation you get a different result. I love it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 hours ago
Outta balls? Throw the baby!
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Safest place for it, maybe?
loutr@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Still better than the morons who took their baby to a Taylor Swift concert…
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volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
That’s moronic, not gonna lie, but I just want to say, man, being the first one in my friend group to have had a kid, it was bonkers what I was invited to, with all seriousness. Concerts, house parties, clubs,… When I pointed out I have a 3 week old baby it was “just leave it with their dad for the night!” When I told them it was a fully breastfed baby it was “oh then just bring the baby! It’ll be fun!” When I tried to point out that I am exhausted, recovering, and am using any minute that I don’t tender to the baby to sleep - as did my partner - I got “oh wow I thought they mostly sleep lol, well ok then maybe next week at that other house party at the other end of the city? It will be full of people you don’t know and it starts at 10 pm, there will be beer but you can bring some hard liquor!”
So, to heavily play devil’s advocate, maybe these are new parents that were pressured into being cool and staying the same despite having a baby… By outsiders or by themselves.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Concert. Baby. Irreparable hearing damage.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
And the baby is on the floor because…?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Right? Expose your baby to quality music, like Lorna Shore.
loutr@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
With good ear protection though, or the pain will remain.