An important lesson was learned that day. Never stand on the receiving end of an enema, incision and drainage, manual disempaction, decompression or in front of someone who says “I feel sick”.
a sight to behold
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This is what happens when science memes and shitposts merge
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I dunno what he’s paid, but it isn’t enough.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
A friend once had to go to the hospital due to extreme and chronic constipation, and whilst her… evacuation was less… explosive than this, she describes the relief as being so great that for a few glorious moments, she forgot that she was in the ER with a tube up her ass (and that the tube was only necessary when multiple members of medical staff had failed to move things along manually).
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Transcendental defalcation
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 weeks ago
“Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career” is a nice achievement to unlock.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career
So far.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How many BMs has the doctor witnessed? Is this a common thing for doctors to watch?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 weeks ago
2-3k. Very common.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
What’s a BM?
pachrist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bowel movement. Alternatively, bowel master, which is probably that poor nurse’s nickname now.
Hey Ian! Want to BM my next campaign? 😙
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 weeks ago
Bowel Movement.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
More undergrads killing each other to get into med school should see this.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I need it measured in courics for it to be a valid large bm.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Holy shit lmfao.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Literally holy sized
philpo@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Haha. I’ve seen worse. Wait. I was hit by worse in worse areas and stool is by far not the worst thing that hit me.
…starts sobbing
I know why by now I prefer my desk and only ocassionally venture back into patient facing work.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”
“Somebody shat at me.”
“Do you mean shat on you?”
“No…”
ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also had to get custom scrubs made, to fit his massive dong.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I bet that felt amazing.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
That must be the best shit ever.
Chakravanti@monero.town 2 weeks ago
Definitely the best Shit Show.
monogram@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Post just below:
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
W… wow.
JTskulk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I bet that feels so good as the patient.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ah, so that’s why scrubs
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
send this poor bastard over to the power washing community ffs, man’s earned some r&r after cleanup
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
scrubbing intensely … still not clean…
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
The skin is permanently tainted unfortunately, please replace it with a new one.