An important lesson was learned that day. Never stand on the receiving end of an enema, incision and drainage, manual disempaction, decompression or in front of someone who says “I feel sick”.
a sight to behold
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
This is what happens when science memes and shitposts merge
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I dunno what he’s paid, but it isn’t enough.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 year ago
RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
A friend once had to go to the hospital due to extreme and chronic constipation, and whilst her… evacuation was less… explosive than this, she describes the relief as being so great that for a few glorious moments, she forgot that she was in the ER with a tube up her ass (and that the tube was only necessary when multiple members of medical staff had failed to move things along manually).
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Transcendental defalcation
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 year ago
“Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career” is a nice achievement to unlock.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career
So far.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How many BMs has the doctor witnessed? Is this a common thing for doctors to watch?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 year ago
2-3k. Very common.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
What’s a BM?
pachrist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bowel movement. Alternatively, bowel master, which is probably that poor nurse’s nickname now.
Hey Ian! Want to BM my next campaign? 😙
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 year ago
Bowel Movement.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
More undergrads killing each other to get into med school should see this.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I need it measured in courics for it to be a valid large bm.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Holy shit lmfao.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Literally holy sized
philpo@feddit.org 1 year ago
Haha. I’ve seen worse. Wait. I was hit by worse in worse areas and stool is by far not the worst thing that hit me.
…starts sobbing
I know why by now I prefer my desk and only ocassionally venture back into patient facing work.
ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Also had to get custom scrubs made, to fit his massive dong.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”
“Somebody shat at me.”
“Do you mean shat on you?”
“No…”
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I bet that felt amazing.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 year ago
That must be the best shit ever.
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 year ago
Definitely the best Shit Show.
monogram@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Post just below:
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
W… wow.
JTskulk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I bet that feels so good as the patient.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ah, so that’s why scrubs
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
send this poor bastard over to the power washing community ffs, man’s earned some r&r after cleanup
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 year ago
scrubbing intensely … still not clean…
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 1 year ago
The skin is permanently tainted unfortunately, please replace it with a new one.