An important lesson was learned that day. Never stand on the receiving end of an enema, incision and drainage, manual disempaction, decompression or in front of someone who says “I feel sick”.
a sight to behold
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
This is what happens when science memes and shitposts merge
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I dunno what he’s paid, but it isn’t enough.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 months ago
RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
A friend once had to go to the hospital due to extreme and chronic constipation, and whilst her… evacuation was less… explosive than this, she describes the relief as being so great that for a few glorious moments, she forgot that she was in the ER with a tube up her ass (and that the tube was only necessary when multiple members of medical staff had failed to move things along manually).
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Transcendental defalcation
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 months ago
“Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career” is a nice achievement to unlock.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career
So far.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How many BMs has the doctor witnessed? Is this a common thing for doctors to watch?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 months ago
2-3k. Very common.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
What’s a BM?
pachrist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bowel movement. Alternatively, bowel master, which is probably that poor nurse’s nickname now.
Hey Ian! Want to BM my next campaign? 😙
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 months ago
Bowel Movement.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
More undergrads killing each other to get into med school should see this.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I need it measured in courics for it to be a valid large bm.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Holy shit lmfao.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Literally holy sized
philpo@feddit.org 10 months ago
Haha. I’ve seen worse. Wait. I was hit by worse in worse areas and stool is by far not the worst thing that hit me.
…starts sobbing
I know why by now I prefer my desk and only ocassionally venture back into patient facing work.
ace_garp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also had to get custom scrubs made, to fit his massive dong.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”
“Somebody shat at me.”
“Do you mean shat on you?”
“No…”
Nikls94@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I bet that felt amazing.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
That must be the best shit ever.
Chakravanti@monero.town 10 months ago
Definitely the best Shit Show.
monogram@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Post just below:
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
W… wow.
JTskulk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I bet that feels so good as the patient.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ah, so that’s why scrubs
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
send this poor bastard over to the power washing community ffs, man’s earned some r&r after cleanup
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 10 months ago
scrubbing intensely … still not clean…
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 10 months ago
The skin is permanently tainted unfortunately, please replace it with a new one.