a sight to behold

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”

  “Somebody shat at me.”

  “Do you mean shat on you?”

  “No…”

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• monogram@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Post just below:

  lemmy.world/post/37742872

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• motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  send this poor bastard over to the power washing community ffs, man’s earned some r&r after cleanup

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  • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    scrubbing intensely … still not clean…

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    • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The skin is permanently tainted unfortunately, please replace it with a new one.

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• Berttheduck@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  An important lesson was learned that day. Never stand on the receiving end of an enema, incision and drainage, manual disempaction, decompression or in front of someone who says “I feel sick”.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is what happens when science memes and shitposts merge

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• philpo@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Haha. I’ve seen worse. Wait. I was hit by worse in worse areas and stool is by far not the worst thing that hit me.

  …starts sobbing

  I know why by now I prefer my desk and only ocassionally venture back into patient facing work.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career” is a nice achievement to unlock.

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career

    So far.

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How many BMs has the doctor witnessed? Is this a common thing for doctors to watch?

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      2-3k. Very common.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More undergrads killing each other to get into med school should see this.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I dunno what he’s paid, but it isn’t enough.

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.

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    • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Right, so, not enough.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A friend once had to go to the hospital due to extreme and chronic constipation, and whilst her… evacuation was less… explosive than this, she describes the relief as being so great that for a few glorious moments, she forgot that she was in the ER with a tube up her ass (and that the tube was only necessary when multiple members of medical staff had failed to move things along manually).

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Transcendental defalcation

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• the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I need it measured in courics for it to be a valid large bm.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That must be the best shit ever.

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• Dogiedog64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Holy shit lmfao.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Literally holy sized

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet that felt amazing.

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• ace_garp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Also had to get custom scrubs made, to fit his massive dong.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  W… wow.

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• JTskulk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I bet that feels so good as the patient.

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• spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah, so that’s why scrubs

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